Starship WrongPlanet: The washing the cat adventure! 6/26/05

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Ooh. Tribal Queen for the Day and then SACRIFICE HER to the Volcano God!! !

/me wakes up in sickbay to the loud blaring of the ship's general alarm


/me wanders over to one of the stunned penguins from my earlier rampage. . . .I pick it up and lift the wing flap

Under it is written, "Designed for Windows XP!"

I drop the penguin and gasp audibly as I hear the mechanical thunk of the penguin. . . . .

I step outside sickbay and run into Alex and Dunvtis talking about some weasals and bigfoot problems.

"Mr. Dunctvis, look at this!" I shout as I shove the marked penguin into his hands.

Previous to Prometheus’ awaking, Ambassador Monastic groggily wakes up (something is going to happen…has happened (?)…it’s aching in my bones) with the smell of wet animals (…and is that the smell of toilet water?) invading her nostrils. Sitting up she notices a few stunned penguins, a purple sash and beard (Prometheus!?) and hears muffled noises coming from various parts of the ship. She misses the limp body of Prometheus, just on the other side of the room behind some of the medical equipment.

Monastic could almost swear she heard a Tamarian sentence or two in the jumble of voices and animal sounds. That can’t be, she thinks to herself and yet she knows what she heard was definitely Tamarian. A flash of what seemed to be an animal (human?) races by the doorway followed by a mad flurry of activity – is someone actually using weapons on this ship?

The groggy feeling quickly turns to cold-soberness when a large KA-BOOOM, shakes the entire sick bay.

Monastic abruptly jumps from the cot and makes her way warily down the dart-strewn corridor.

Following drying cat-like(?) footprints and loud sounds coming from the area just ahead, Monastic is furious at herself for sleeping so long. She hears her name over the intercom but then hears a more urgent message stating backup is needed in engineering. Although engineering is farther from where she is, Monastic stumbles that direction trying to swerve around the darts and little penguin bodies (are they still breathing?) that are strewn about the corridor. I swear to Dogs! I was just out for a few hours! It’s amazing just how much can happen on this ship in a days time! “Dogs of Neptune!” Monastic curses under her breath.

(note about BlackLiger's scotish accent. It's put on, so if he's injured badly or angry, it actually dissapears)

Comes around slowly.....
"Urrrgh. What the hell happened?"
Looks around, and notices he's in Monastic's room. Spots Prometheus....
"Aye Laddie, are ye ok? Laddie? Answer me, You lazy little ..........!"

"BL!" I shout as I notice a large purple beard and sash come to life.

"Good heavens, I was worried a bit about you."

/me hands BL a stunned penguin with the "Made for windows XP" logo on it

"What should we do about these?"

"Laddie, can ye hear me?"
BlackLiger continues to shout, and then realised nothing is as it should be. He feels like he is walking, but there is something else controling his movements. He then realises, rapidly, that this isn't the WP, but is in fact his mind. He runs for the engine room, to see who is controling him..... And stares in horror at the penguins.....

Hi! my sensors picked up this faint signal and
well! A good story has to have some forshadowing!
LowFreq! Out! "Penguins in the morning,
Penguins in the evening and Penguins at dinner
time" is a song that he hummms! as LowFreq
walks away from the small computer screen!

Stardate: 28052005

Chief Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter Log:

I have been wondering why the penguins
decided to converge? I have been keeping
reading and Tabs on their behaviour and
if needed be, rescuing IlikeDragons from
a eminent danger worse than "Jar-Jar"
ruining our ships paint job one fine space
evening! "Spllllaaattt!-Ooooozzzzzz!"

Here are the events of that day!

(SPAM SPAM check out my poem.... http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... pic&t=3523 SPAM SPAM)

BlackLiger's body lurches down the hallways, Prometheus in persuit. It seems to be waddling, almost penguin like. As it rounds the corner to the engine room, it stops, and stares for a few minutes.

Inside BlackLiger's Mind.
"Ach noo. gerroutofit ye filthy lil birds!" BlackLiger yells as he hacks his way through the penguins using a katana......

Doctor Sarcastic_Name wakes up after a long nap, only to realize that the penguins have kidnapped him!
"Oh no! Not him! Not the emperor!"
The emperor was intrigued by Sarc, so he imprisoned him until he bows down to the false idol that is "Windblows". While looking for a way out, Evil Sarc takes hold. Sarc sedates himself so he can battle Evil Sarc in his mind.
"It's my mind! Ahhh!! ! Get out!! !"
"Mwuahaha! I am Usbdrive! Hater of Windblows, destroyer of consciences everywhere! The other "You"! !!"
"But...but... I thought I already killed you!"
"NO! NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!...huh?!"
Usbdrive (Evil Sarc) hears penguin guards coming to check his cell.
"Penguins?...the emperor is here!! ! You're going to have to wait Sarc, I'm (you're) going to kill the emperor first."
Sarc is trapped in his own mind, and is the only one who knows the way out. He proceeds to swim through the recesses of his mind. He sends telepathic message to GhostHunter...
"Stay away from this planet. Windblows well consume you!*cough cough*Make someone assistant Doctor until I come back...I'm running out of time, have to end message soon...don't rescue me, this is my sub-plooooooooooootttttttttttttttttt........."*end message*
Usbdrive: "What's that? Oh yes, the penguin guard...hmmzzzz..."

Thank you for the compliment....

And no, most people don't get the UNSC

*Lurches into the engineroom and over to a control console where he begins to key in the auto destruct sequence...*

Inside BlackLiger's head
BlackLiger has been subdued by the evil penguins who are hell bent on destroying the WP. He watches in horror as the penguins enter the auto destruct sequence.

All over the WP
Alarms begin to sound as the auto destruct activates.
"Alert, Alert, Autodestruct sequence. All personel, please evacuate. Remain calm."

Guess we can forget the whole penguin cult thing.

Why? Penguins controling my mind. Overrunning other places.... Trying to destroy the WP.... Sugests a lot of evil w the penguins........