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02 Jul 2005, 8:56 am

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Not considering George Bush has nukes. Therefore, we MUST build my Ion cannon. It can take down nukes, and as a bonus, can be used offensivly also. Simply carve rude words into your enemies cities


tsk, tsk, tsk. . . . .


/me sighes and lights a large cigar

sure, what the hell, lets do it already. Sounds better than that dumb star wars plan of reagan.


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02 Jul 2005, 1:14 pm

We would need to destroy the creator of the new revel adverts.


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02 Jul 2005, 1:27 pm

ACTIVATING ION CANNON...........
ION CANNON ACTIVE......
INPUT CO-ORDINATES......
234,544.....
CO-ORDINATES ACCEPTED.....
TARGET LOCKED.....
FIRING......


FUUUUUMPH!


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02 Jul 2005, 1:30 pm

BlackLiger wrote:
ACTIVATING ION CANNON...........
ION CANNON ACTIVE......
INPUT CO-ORDINATES......
234,544.....
CO-ORDINATES ACCEPTED.....
TARGET LOCKED.....
FIRING......


FUUUUUMPH!

I love what you have done.


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03 Jul 2005, 9:38 am

Destroy the white house with the ion cannon!



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03 Jul 2005, 10:47 am

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Destroy the white house with the ion cannon!


TARGET ACCEPTED. LOCKING ON........
WHITE HOUSE TARGETED. ERROR. GEORGE BUSH NOT INSIDE. SCANNING.....
TARGET LOCATED.......
BEGIN FIRING SEQUENCE......


FUMPH!


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03 Jul 2005, 12:05 pm

Yay!


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03 Jul 2005, 1:17 pm

Celebrate good times, come on! lol



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03 Jul 2005, 5:52 pm

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If we had our own planet we wouldnt have any nukes, or any weapons because most of us are smart enough to realise that they wouldnt be doing us any favours.

Another planet would be a great place to test out my idea for a 49 gigaton fission bomb once the secret to harnessing quantum energy is discovered. It could be used as a weapon or for asteroid defense.



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03 Jul 2005, 6:03 pm

Along those lines, Teh nation of aspergia

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... 3675#53675


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04 Jul 2005, 11:27 am

In our new country, we must not allow chicken in the oven accidently.


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04 Jul 2005, 2:01 pm

That was random.



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05 Jul 2005, 12:09 am

Mmmmmm... chicken. YUM.


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05 Jul 2005, 12:57 am

No it is not. I accidently switched the oven on when there was food defrosting inside.


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05 Jul 2005, 9:52 am

I'm vegetarian.



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05 Jul 2005, 10:26 am

Me too! YAY