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24 Aug 2005, 8:43 pm

Schizo

Ladies and gentlemen,
United we stand
Divided we become
Like Ants

Who killed Kennedy?
That is the question of our time
I think I know who

It was the pot that called the catfish black!
When the catfish shot Kennedy
Hysteria!

Ten years from this day
I captured the catfish
I returned it to the pond
My curse!
Wicked fish!

Even now
The catfish paralyzes me
With its stinging pies

I like blueberry
But it numbs me away
Because the catfish made it

Why did you shoot Kennedy!
I am calling the cops!
You murderer!

Why do you poison me?
And eavesdrop on my sapience?
What do you want from me?
You're evil!
Stay away!

You want to kill me as you killed Kennedy?
I see your whiskers
Evil fish!

One day I will be president
But you won't smite me
I know your tricks

Don't come any closer!
Or I will have to defend myself!
Back!

Now where was I?
Ah yes, would you like to hear of the time I went to Mars on the Rover?
...

eamonn
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24 Aug 2005, 8:49 pm

TeelaClarke wrote:

jeez guys... did you really think I was serious with all this? I was testing you!! it was all a joke!! ! Not a troll either, otherwise i'dve called you freaks again. But now you have showed yourselves to be greater freaks than I could ever have imagined. Except Vetivert, Postperson, and Monastic, and a few others. They're probably worthy of joining the Vorlons or Jesus or something but I'm going to leave now.

So the people that never believed your baloney are freaks. I knew it was a sad joke and was surprised anyone took it seriously but thanks for the story. Dont leave us though. I will miss your trolling. It has gave me some laughs.

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24 Aug 2005, 8:53 pm

I'm an aspie, I'm easily tricked and deceived. Congratulations - you deceived someone who's easy to deceive. Is that an achievement¿

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24 Aug 2005, 9:03 pm

Postperson wrote:

I'm an aspie, I'm easily tricked and deceived. Congratulations - you deceived someone who's easy to deceive. Is that an achievement¿

No, No, and NO! I doubt you really believed this, and even if you did, it was not because you were "easily decieved" or because I was trying to decieve you. Rather, you are willing and open to consider ideas which are beyond your sphere of experience and education, and not deride their originator as a loony, stoner, or troll.
YOU PASSED THE TEST, you are truly transcendant, as are vetivert and Monastic.

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24 Aug 2005, 9:06 pm

TeelaClarke wrote:

Postperson wrote:

I'm an aspie, I'm easily tricked and deceived. Congratulations - you deceived someone who's easy to deceive. Is that an achievement¿

This is beginning to make sense.
...
I was referring to something on TV.

So basically people whose bull detectors are lousy are more open minded? Gotcha.

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24 Aug 2005, 10:07 pm

To be honest, I didn't accept this, but thats because my head is already full of freaky ideas... It always is.

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24 Aug 2005, 10:25 pm

TeelaClarke wrote:

Postperson wrote:

I'm an aspie, I'm easily tricked and deceived. Congratulations - you deceived someone who's easy to deceive. Is that an achievement¿

The leap from the lion's head will lead you to the holy grail.

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24 Aug 2005, 10:54 pm

Sean wrote:

Did your nurse forget to give you your medication today?

LOL...reminds me to take mine thanks!

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25 Aug 2005, 12:04 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:

Sean wrote:

Did your nurse forget to give you your medication today?

LOL...reminds me to take mine thanks!

LOL!

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25 Aug 2005, 12:16 am

TeelaClarke wrote:

Contrary to popular belief, the Internet was not invented by man. Rather, it was always there, just not in a form tangible to us. It is a manifestation of pure information underlying our own reality (some of you may consider it a subdivision of the Astral Plane). The World Wide Web as created by us is an interface created by us to exploit its processing power.

The Infomorphic Continuum has existed since before the formation of the Universe without our disruption. It is inhabited by entities: most no more intelligent than animals or bacteria, but some matching us or surpassing us in intelligence. They know nothing of and care nothing about human ideas. Not only this, but we have contaminated it with our self replicating virii. We have only attracted the attention of lower entities (some of our computer virii in fact originated from this realm).

I do not envy those who will eventually draw the wrath of higher infomorphic beings. Besides destroying our computer technology, they can infect our minds with memetic contagions though the visual interfaces we use, resulting in the subversion, assimilation, or destruction of millions, possibly billions of lives.

I know I'm replying to this way late but I didn't see it. Sounds a lot like something Kodwo Eshun would write about for one of those abstract cyberculture pages. Lol, stuff like this is interesting and fun to read but at the same time I think it's more or less meant to be taken abstractly, not literally.

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25 Aug 2005, 12:52 am

Cubeism... I'm scared! :cry:

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25 Aug 2005, 12:58 am

*is really confused* Erm, someone who I trust: is this thread worth reading up on, or am I best to just give up before I really start?

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25 Aug 2005, 1:02 am

PhoenixKitten wrote:

*is really confused* Erm, someone who I trust: is this thread worth reading up on, or am I best to just give up before I really start?

I don't know if you trust me or not, but I am certified as a computer technician and, IMO, don't bother trying to read up on any of this.

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25 Aug 2005, 1:17 am

Hmm... you do have a bit of a history for saying slightly offensive things, but I am guessing this is a stupid thread from what little I have read, so I don't think I will read it unless someone specifically tells me that it's a fascinating read and I would be crazy not to!

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25 Aug 2005, 2:49 am

teela was playing, kitten, so i doubt it's worth reading up on.

and just a word - it's great to play, but - as some people have said - it might be a little unfair to get people who are more likely to take things literally show this in public. and to allow it to go on for so long.

a good joke, but a little more sensitivity when it comes to other people's feelings and such, eh?

and can we keep any further comments/responses civilised (just in case...)

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25 Aug 2005, 12:11 pm

<i>" they can infect our minds with memetic contagions though the visual interfaces we use, resulting in the subversion, assimilation, or destruction of millions, possibly billions of lives."</i>

Why would the internet, and free exchange of information (memes), lead to destruction?
I can see how the internet is subversive, though.

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