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30 Jul 2009, 9:55 pm

re "Can I ask you a question?" - I always answer No. I love the look on their faces. :D

"Takes pains to be beautiful" - I hate that one. Haven't figured out a good response yet.



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30 Jul 2009, 10:09 pm

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"Takes pains to be beautiful" - I hate that one. Haven't figured out a good response yet.


How about "You first!" of "Why don't we work on that together?" :D

Edit: Oh, oops.. I read that as "Take pains to be beautiful" :oops:



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30 Jul 2009, 10:13 pm

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I happen to favor blondes


:heart: :heart:

It's not often I EVER hear that... EVER



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30 Jul 2009, 10:15 pm

I tend to like curvy, well-endowed women but I am indifferent as to hair color.

If it's someone I want to date, having the same interests is far more important than physical stuff.


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30 Jul 2009, 10:19 pm

I have noticed with some men that if a woman is a bleached blonde and has a bombshell figure she could have both the face and the personality of a she-goat and they wouldn't notice.



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30 Jul 2009, 10:27 pm

hale_bopp wrote:
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I happen to favor blondes


:heart: :heart:

It's not often I EVER hear that... EVER


:heart:

Then I take it that you are a blonde as well?
One my favorite evils is too reverse the blonde jokes with a little word play :twisted:



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30 Jul 2009, 10:37 pm

My grandma has a saying..."JFDI". It stands for Just F***ing Do It. She says this to me everytime I'm pondering about whether or not I should do something and how I should do it. It really annoys me because I can't just do something, I need to think about it.


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30 Jul 2009, 10:46 pm

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if I was a relative or friend on one of those dead people, I'd be offended by anyone who said "everything happens for a reason" to me, as if it changed my actual loss into something noble.


In CERT training you are taught how to operate an emergency morgue and one of the first things they teach you is what not to say to the family members of the deceased. And that is all those kind of related cliches. Better just to keep your mouth shut.


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30 Jul 2009, 11:13 pm

hale_bopp wrote:
DaWalker wrote:
I happen to favor blondes


:heart: :heart:

It's not often I EVER hear that... EVER

Are you kidding me??? Everyone loves blondes. Why do you think there are so many blonde playboy bunnies??



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30 Jul 2009, 11:14 pm

Bunnies!! !

(Wait a minute, this isn't "Last Person to Post Wins")


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30 Jul 2009, 11:16 pm

Brittany2907 wrote:
My grandma has a saying..."JFDI". It stands for Just F***ing Do It. She says this to me everytime I'm pondering about whether or not I should do something and how I should do it. It really annoys me because I can't just do something, I need to think about it.

Your grandma says the F bomb? That's f***ing awesome!


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30 Jul 2009, 11:18 pm

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Are you kidding me??? Everyone loves blondes. Why do you think there are so many blonde playboy bunnies??


Plastic ones Don't count, perhaps we require a blond thread? - mature freedom of course



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30 Jul 2009, 11:19 pm

fiddlerpianist wrote:
Brittany2907 wrote:
My grandma has a saying..."JFDI". It stands for Just F***ing Do It. She says this to me everytime I'm pondering about whether or not I should do something and how I should do it. It really annoys me because I can't just do something, I need to think about it.

Your grandma says the F bomb? That's f***ing awesome!


My whole family swears quite a lot, not just my grandma. My mum is the worst because she even accidently swears when talking to strangers.


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31 Jul 2009, 1:03 am

mitharatowen wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
DaWalker wrote:
I happen to favor blondes


:heart: :heart:

It's not often I EVER hear that... EVER

Are you kidding me??? Everyone loves blondes. Why do you think there are so many blonde playboy bunnies??


No, i'm not kidding you.

98% of men here prefer brunettes, and brunettes ALWAYS top out on online polls voted on by men. Every guy i've ever asked has said Brunette. I would love to see someone prove me wrong. I can even link you people to some of the threads people have made.



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31 Jul 2009, 1:12 am

Well that just proves the cliche "some are sicker than others" to be true :lol:

Blondes are people with an extra angelic feature.

This makes the devils mad.

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31 Jul 2009, 3:37 am

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"Life is unfair"


I hate this expression but usually people say to me 'that's life' which I suppose is quite similar. If someone says this to me I make a noise like a disgruntled hippo and bang my head hard! It P****S ME OFF!! ! Yeah, of course 'that's life' but you don't have to keep blooming remind me!


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