hector451 wrote:
One afternoon as I sat naked, post strenuous workout, perspiring and velcroed to my leather couch I got a sudden hankering for some sci-fi porn. Finding only unfulfilling light borno (boring porno) clips of Barbarella and Flesh Gordon, the term WankPlanet zapped in from my subconscious and I typed this term with lightning velocity into the search engine. In the haste and to my dismay my isotonic drink splashed over the keys of my laptop and wankplanet became wrankplanet and without a thought 'I'm feeling lucky' was pressed and results asked 'Do you mean 'Winkplanet?' No! Dismissing that I scrolled down the results to 'That's Just Wrong Planet' and that site was just plain wrong: I've never seen a donkey in that position before! So I backtracked one page and scrolled down further, forgetting wankplanet as Wrongplanet caught my eye. So I clicked on that. And the rest is relaxation.

ding ding ding

we have a winner!
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