I'm a [imaginary] Neurologist and this is my diagnosis:
Patient: Engineer, Nutty
Type of neurological configuration: Possible Asperger's syndrome
Additional issues: Severe dyspraxia, amblyopia, does not play well with others
Complaints: Meh, who's complaining?
Severity: Depends...
Unusual strengths: 1. Can remember long strings of numbers 2. Can play songs by ear on the piano 3. Can manage to make computers malfunction in new and creative ways
Significant malfunctioning or impairment areas: Using scissors, dealing with stupid people, and perhaps holding a conversation that consists of more than grunts and one word answers
Medicine prescribed: None
Treatment suggested: Marooning on a desert island with a volleyball named Wilson
Duration of treatment: Life
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