Ya know what'chu really wan' do? Become a police officers, works everytime. You'se get publicity 'cause you wear a hat that's got "respect my authoritah!" written aww over it and you'se traverse the roads in a wailing cwuiser. And you get the chicks. 'Sides which if anyone messes with you, you just gotta bang 'em up and put 'em right, ya know what I'm sayin'? Yah, I been watching Da Sopranos on DVD, you got a problem wi' dat, punk? 