This isn't just an opinion poll: Registering with this site could lead to:
On the plus side -
1. A) Meeting someone, B) Making a name for yourself (and your fortune.)
2. You can spout morality, intelligence, and place yourself high above others. Alternatively, gain the respect of others.
4. Start a revolution/ fight the system.
4.1. Conduct your own market research and start a company.
5. Do a controversial opinion poll and cause civil unrest with answers or challenge peoples culturally held beliefs.
6. The internet is an intelligence test. It is in your hands. Do you have the imagination / manipulation to achieve.
7. For the LCD: Do you have no common sense?...Never have to think for yourself or make a decisions again - do exactly when everybody else does. Take a survey.
8. Alternatively: A phone call.... "This is the Waverley CMHT. You have been selected for a random screening."
So - Fill in the form.
Expansion:
5.1. Cause civil unrest. Instead of you saying it, and getting done for de-famement. Get a survey to do it for you:- 'Do you like the police? Is that a) because they are submissive people. B) none of the above.' Thats not your opinion. Its a poll. Lots of people. Leading questions. Desired outcome.
5.2. You can sound out the my hysteria the mob adhere to and challenge their culturally held (false) beliefs. Really upset the order of things.
Offend people:
Do you brush your teeth on a daily basis - ask really personal questions. Watch a computer make someone insecure.
A lot can be achieved by asking people questions (via a poll). Simple people can be led as they connect the dots to a seriously ridiculous conclusion. 'Why do witches burn....because they're made of wood?...thats right.'
Take the mickey. Get people to believe any old nonsense.
Question 2:
0. Registering on a website like this:
0.1. Why go out in your local community and make friends, when you can go on the internet with a bunch of marginalized / isolated people with no morals, and have them spout off refined self-serving advice. People you don't know, who don't care...are probably just as likely to ring the police, or worse start an online critic persona (this happens to people who write blogs). See how much hatred another person can generate by spinning your work before the mob.
0.2. Who needs friends. You have your computer isolating you from any real social interactions that might enable you to learn, grow, stay young and perhaps even live a little longer. You have food water....a drip.
1. Polls: Possible uses / reasons:
1.1. Fail-safe alarm-clock for chronic over-sleepers. Method: Fill out many of long surveys, giving exact answers. Integrate an alarm clock program with the site. Then try to match those answers from a randomly selected survey from memory when you wake up.
1.2. A lie detector: You can devise a lie detector. With a long sequence of detective / lawyer style questions - that pin down so precisely in events and times - that the required complexity of lying makes it impossible. Because you've given so many answers, that you can't remember them all.
1.3. An alternative to shoot-em up computer games.
1.4. Give the most stupid answers possible, make it into a game.
1.5. In addition, do it socially with other people, simultaneously.
1.6. Rather than building the coffin of your fellow man...
Its a system. There to be manipulated, loopholes found. Here is your chance to manipulate the system. Are you a systems analyst? - this is your chance to prove yourself, fight the system. Try to understand the reasoning behind the survey.. then confuse it. 'Confuse a cat.'
1.6. Go out in the street. Take a poll. Get a piece of software to automatically input the answers..make a wad of cash. Thats legal. More fun than doing it on your own, and you're getting paid - Vouchers!
1.7. Are you feeling calm. Do an opinion poll. That barks 'incorrect answer' while you are getting tired can't focus and concentrate. Much better release valve...get angry at your computer instead. Take your aggression out on the survey.
1.8. Append it to your online social security (DSS) form - i.e.: you have to answer the survey correctly to avoid legal action, and the government has all the right answers on file - you can't lie or get sloppy. It mixes old question and new questions just for fun. What did you have for breakfast.....no thats not right...gonna be homeless this week. In no time the government will have so much information on you, you'll be paranoid as hell. They know everything, hope you have a lot of trust in an inanimate heartless body. Psychologically: Its a guilt trip, you'll develop a conscience about giving the wrong answers.
1.9 its even more difficult than living in the community. Every day same obstacle course.. except you get older every day, why not bring it into your house. All those worries.
It good to stimulate the grey matter like an intelligence test
Think of how you can get rewarded with sex.. by doing opinion polls.
Line it up with your goals. Today I shall do one thousand opinion polls.
reduce down all answers above, leave just the poisen.
2. Opinions:
2.1. Give the most radical opinions: Like trying to sell people the communist manifesto. Rock the boat. Stand out, and everyone will give their opinion. Be important. An online persona. Have some political influence on the site between the users......- the answer.
What can you get people to believe. Take the micky don't tell them its a joke.. like hollywood- making a fool out of the people who watch it. A serious documentary for some, comedy for anyone with sense.
2.2. Make friends.
2.3 Start a revolution - serious one
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-Are you mentally ill. Better keep your opinions in check.
I was reading poetry to a raven this morning.. as it answered me I went into a trance. How do you feel when that happens Dial a shrink.
You could do a psychiatric opinion poll. Just hide it in there with the other ones....interwoven.. so they don't notice.
If your doing these polls your probably ill - simple, learning disa
The government could put you in a box. With your survey. Maybe even a real one as well.
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Use psychological mental health threat.
1. We are the Waverley community mental health team. You have been selected for a random screening. Please fill in the form now. Your answers will be evaluated in by a team of professionals, and given due consideration. People are on standby. You are reminded...
survey or an ambulance will be with you shortly. We know where you live.
Please don't forget to put all your anti-government opinions on the internet.
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-Make your own comedy, encourage people to be mischievous: Like a driving test format:- Which of the following do you not say within earshot of other passengers, before getting on a plane?
A) "I've got a good idea, why don't we strap a hunk of metal to some wings, fill it with people and send it hurtling through the air at hundreds of MPH."
B)...
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27 Dec 2009, 7:38 pm
