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I found this pamphlet in the grocery store. It's insanity. I think I should start collecting these crazy pamphlets.

Enjoy the reading! It's like a little play!


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Gay Rights Activist: "12% of little boys and girls are going to grow up to be homosexuals...and they are NOT going to be called fa***ts, dykes, queers, and sissies. We are going to save our children! If research money for AIDS is not coming at a certain level by a certain date, all gay males should give blood. Whatever is required to get national attention is valid. If that included blood terrorism, so be it."

Charlie: Man, they're threatening to infect out nation's blood supply . . . with AIDS! That's cold-blooded MURDER!

Man #2: Calm down, Charlie! These poor souls need Christ. Don't start preaching. They're so filled with hate, they'd tear us to pieces.

Charlie: *Lord, let me talk to at least one soul to prove I love them.*

Gay Man: Hey man, what did you think of our rally?

Charlie: You guys are about 4000 yeard too late. This is Sodom and Gomorrah all over again.

Gay Man: What? Is this a Bible thing? If it is, I DON'T want to hear it!

Charlie: Hey, I videoed your rally for three hours. At least give me five minutes.

Gay Man: Okay, but don't try to convert me.

Charlie tells Gay Man a biblical story...

4,000 years ago, God chose a man to change world history. His name was Abraham. His nephew's name was Lot. Together, they had so much cattle that their herdsmen fought each other for pasture lands. So Abraham came up with a solution. "Pick whatever land you want, Lot." Greedy Lot chose the best land. But the city of Sodom was down there. Lot didn't know he had chosen to live in DOOM TOWN. This was the worst mistake Lot ever made.


Oh damn, I can't write any more of this. But you get the idea.

*sigh* It's sad how some Christians can write things like this that will turn anyone off. The Bible doesn't read that way

It sounds to me like idkfa would've saved Lot some trouble.

[edit]: Seriously, Doom Town? Christ that's cheesy. Also, a mod might want to move this to PP&R.

Whoever was bashing gays will be interested in knowing this little fact: in the summer of this year, there'll be a World Gay Pride parade in Jerusalem , of all places. Yes, the government of Israel and the mayor of Jerusalem actually allowed it. The only requirement they made is that they stay away from religious sites, like the Western Wall, for instance. Given Jerusalem's religious siginificance, the gay basher will be really pissed, to say the least.

There is a whole websited devoted to this stuff people accually buy and distibute them http://www.chick.com/default.asp

Some of them can be quiet funny and there used to be a parody site with fake ones but these people are serious as hard to belive it as it is.

And wouldn't you know it, Doom Town is one of those Chick publications...you can see the whole thing at the link.

At my last job i had to clean bathrooms, people used to leave pamphlets like that on the top of all the toilets and urinals. I always trashed them simply because who wants to read something thats been sitting around in a public bathroom?

yuck who would want to touch them without gloves belong it the trash anyway.

It's just hate speech under the guise of Christianity.

Luckily for Christians these people are so far out there anybody with half a brain sees them for what they are. I hope.

If you go to the main site above you will see something to offend just about everyone.

I found these parodies on those stupid Chick tracts. They're hillarious. Enjoy.

This one parodies the missionaries attempts to get people to accept Jesus.
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank

This one teaches that taking responsibility for your own actions is the only true path to salvation.
http://www.jhuger.com/tract/dtr/index.php

This one makes fun of the best-known trackt: "This is Your Life".
(Note: believers in any type of afterlife might find this one offensive.)
http://www.jhuger.com/tract/tyd/

More parodies can be found on their website.

As soon as I read this I could tell it was from Chick. The church I grew up in had them. Even my dad who is a Fundamentalist christian thought they were Sophmoric propoganda.

Exactly as I expected: poorly drawn, bad spelling, and grammar problems. I think the real Chick tracts are bad, don't get me wrong, but these are even more embarrassing.

Oh well, I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I found them really funny, especially the one about kissing Hank's ass.

Yep, I found a Chick book! But I gotta tell you, I can't find even one hot chick in the whole thing.