I have a confession to make

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01 Apr 2010, 2:01 am

I do not have AS. I was never on the spectrum. For three years I have played a role here. I pretended to be on it because I like to troll on different forums. I come here and I have AS. I go to depend.com where I have incontinence. I go to a social anxiety forum where I have social anxiety. I even go to a forum for people who are in wheelchairs and I am in a wheelchair there and claim to have cerebral palsy. I also pretended to have a fetish and managed to find fake photos and post them here. I also have a sister and I stole her photos and posted them here and claimed they were me. I am actually a 32 year old guy pretending to be a young woman with AS. I am not married and never was. I have Munchhausen by internet. I like to have sympathy and attention by pretending to have illnesses and conditions. I go to different forums on mental conditions and illnesses and fake having them. I was never into Benny & Joon and A league of Their Own. I faked it all. I never had all these other obsessions I claimed to have and I never had an eating disorder. I was never diagnosed with anorexia. So to all my LG fans, I am sorry if I have hurt you with this confession.

April Fools.

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01 Apr 2010, 2:03 am

Nope. Know you to well. But excellent timing on the post.

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01 Apr 2010, 5:51 am

League_Girl wrote:

I do not have AS. I was never on the spectrum. For three years I have played a role here. I pretended to be on it because I like to troll on different forums. I come here and I have AS. I go to depend.com where I have incontinence. I go to a social anxiety forum where I have social anxiety. I even go to a forum for people who are in wheelchairs and I am in a wheelchair there and claim to have cerebral palsy. I also pretended to have a fetish and managed to find fake photos and post them here. I also have a sister and I stole her photos and posted them here and claimed they were me. I am actually a 32 year old guy pretending to be a young woman with AS. I am not married and never was. I have Munchhausen by internet. I like to have sympathy and attention by pretending to have illnesses and conditions. I go to different forums on mental conditions and illnesses and fake having them. I was never into Benny & Joon and A league of Their Own. I faked it all. I never had all these other obsessions I claimed to have and I never had an eating disorder. I was never diagnosed with anorexia. So to all m LG fans, I am sorry if I have hurt you with this confession.

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01 Apr 2010, 5:56 am

is this...supposed to be an April Fool's joke or something?

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01 Apr 2010, 5:59 am

Very convincing, but I also wonder about the timing.

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01 Apr 2010, 6:00 am

Well it got me anyway! I'm reading it shaking my head tut-tutting thinking "balmy woman" ... until I got to the end. :oops: I got suckered and finally a chuckle out of it. :lol:

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01 Apr 2010, 6:09 am

TallyMan wrote:

Well it got me anyway! I'm reading it shaking my head tut-tutting thinking "balmy woman" ... until I got to the end. :oops:

I got suckered and finally a chuckle out of it. :lol:

good...maybe you get something then that I don't; care to fill me in?

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01 Apr 2010, 7:08 am

Oh, in the original post you scrolled down far to much to be decent then it said, Had you fooled! April Fools! Or something along those lines. It's been edited now...

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01 Apr 2010, 7:10 am

Lol, happy April Fools!

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01 Apr 2010, 7:13 am

It's a lot better than me using Ray Davies for an avatar, as an April Fool's joke, for a brief period of time, when God and everybody else on WP and off the Internet knows darn well, that I make a much more convincing Mick Avory, 19 times, out of 20.

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01 Apr 2010, 7:15 am

Great joke!

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01 Apr 2010, 7:20 am

many april fools funnies are a bit subtle for people to catch right away. i don't believe too many got my april fool's joke on the random discussion.
s. loof lirpa

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01 Apr 2010, 7:30 am

kip wrote:

Oh, in the original post you scrolled down far to much to be decent then it said, Had you fooled! April Fools! Or something along those lines. It's been edited now...

I wanted reactions but I guess I am a horrible liar. I have pulled this on several other forums and they also knew it was a joke.

Yep this is why I am honest. People might know I am lying anyway if I make something up. Anyone who thinks I'm lying when I'm not is an idiot because lot of people can tell I am very honest.

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01 Apr 2010, 8:28 am

League_Girl wrote:

kip wrote:

Oh, in the original post you scrolled down far to much to be decent then it said, Had you fooled! April Fools! Or something along those lines. It's been edited now...

Arent you ready to confess that you also faked pregnancy to force your boyfriend to marry you and now you aren't preggers he sulks all night on his video games and resents you. or can you be that honest?

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01 Apr 2010, 8:37 am

crikeydude wrote:

League_Girl wrote:

kip wrote:

Oh, in the original post you scrolled down far to much to be decent then it said, Had you fooled! April Fools! Or something along those lines. It's been edited now...

I wonder what your real account is?

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01 Apr 2010, 8:48 am

Thank you league_girl for making me smile! :lol:

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