I saw a show on 80's technology today. They replayed the old commercials for the "Simon" game. I remember driving my sister crazy as a kid repeating the line from the commercial " You either do what Simon says, or go down the drain" Later on, I picked up the telephone recordings...whenever someone would have trouble with a phone, I would say "We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed" Recently, I picked up a hilarious phrase one of my friends said. He doesn't have a dog, but when he broke wind one day, he turned around and said "Eww, Bad dog, no pooping" Now, I've been saying it whenever either I break wind around the shop, or one of my co-workers...they think it's hilarious too, but they are starting to get a little bit tired of it. Still, some of the funny stuff I hear, I just can't get out of my mind!