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11 Nov 2010, 11:09 pm

My latest one is a device you surgicly put into your arm connected to your vein so it constantly lets a omethingsmall amount of alcohol into your blood so anxiety is kept under control at all times.



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11 Nov 2010, 11:14 pm

I came here in hopes of finding this century's Nikola Tesla, with some really badass creation like a cybernetic machine gun arm or a laser beam eye.

Thank you for utterly destroying my dreams, OP. :(



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11 Nov 2010, 11:17 pm

I think of inventions all the time. It would be my dream to have enough money to open up my own research lab and hire people to research things I'm interested in.



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12 Nov 2010, 12:05 am

Already invented, called a hip flask, lets you adjust the dose with ease.

Invention is the Art of doing the obvious, just being the first at it.



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12 Nov 2010, 12:07 am

Wouldn't this be an IV drip?



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12 Nov 2010, 12:29 am

I think about inventions all the time. Most recent was a device to dry a car tint without putting it in the sun, another was a way to watch in 3D without glasses. I don't know if those ideas already exist...



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12 Nov 2010, 12:49 pm

Can i interest you in an alarm clock that can detect the stage of your sleep cycle, a automatic scrambled egg machine (ah the breakfomatic ...) or a 5 chambered Wankel engine?

How about A device that will shoot a chunk of corpse into low earth atmosphere and making it look like a shooting star as part of a memorial service?

I could continue for days, most more sane and practical than these, but yes I will keep my day job.



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12 Nov 2010, 1:23 pm

Patent your ideas then get rich either making and selling the products or waiting for someone else to do it then either license the idea to them or sue them if they started production without taking to you first.