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09 Nov 2010, 11:35 pm

When i was in prison i was trying to do witchcraft 2 cure my auitsm.

It was early morning, i made a circle out of powder, i drew a oija board across my stomach, i made an ouija board outline in my blood on a page of a holy book, and i prayed.meditated to the devil, "give me the intelligence, and i will give you my soul"

I prayed and recited it like a mantra, all that happened during that was a power outage, and some kid in another cell was telling the corrections officer sparks were coming out of his power outlet, i dont know if there wasent any connection, needless to say, im not neuro typical.



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09 Nov 2010, 11:46 pm

Oh, I think even chelation works better than witchcraft to treat autism.

My ex-wife was a practitioner of wicca. It did not promote sanity.


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10 Nov 2010, 12:02 am

:roll:



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10 Nov 2010, 12:34 am

I learned in EE223 that ambient levels of batshit insanity do play a significant role in the behavior of simple AC systems, so maybe there was a connection.... :?

The only connection made was when that kid put something in the outlet to trip the breaker.



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10 Nov 2010, 1:18 am

Okay. Seriously?

... Uh... Well, best of luck! :D



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10 Nov 2010, 1:20 am

Why isn't this guy banned yet? Every single one of his threads is just pure trolling.



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10 Nov 2010, 1:22 am

Invader wrote:
Why isn't this guy banned yet? Every single one of his threads is just pure trolling.

Possibly because it's hilarious.

Most times, anyway.

Perhaps you should look to witchcraft and turn his heart into a baked potato or something. That'd be awesome.

No offense to the troll, of course.



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10 Nov 2010, 1:51 am

Corp900 wrote:
When i was in prison i was trying to do witchcraft 2 cure my auitsm.

It was early morning, i made a circle out of powder, i drew a oija board across my stomach, i made an ouija board outline in my blood on a page of a holy book, and i prayed.meditated to the devil, "give me the intelligence, and i will give you my soul"

I prayed and recited it like a mantra, all that happened during that was a power outage, and some kid in another cell was telling the corrections officer sparks were coming out of his power outlet, i dont know if there wasent any connection, needless to say, im not neuro typical.


... huh? What does a Ouija have to do with the devil? also why would you pray to the devil especially with a page from a holy book? What kind of powder?



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10 Nov 2010, 2:12 am

ikorack wrote:
Corp900 wrote:
When i was in prison i was trying to do witchcraft 2 cure my auitsm.

It was early morning, i made a circle out of powder, i drew a oija board across my stomach, i made an ouija board outline in my blood on a page of a holy book, and i prayed.meditated to the devil, "give me the intelligence, and i will give you my soul"

I prayed and recited it like a mantra, all that happened during that was a power outage, and some kid in another cell was telling the corrections officer sparks were coming out of his power outlet, i dont know if there wasent any connection, needless to say, im not neuro typical.


... huh? What does a Ouija have to do with the devil? also why would you pray to the devil especially with a page from a holy book? What kind of powder?

Shh, you're ruining the 'magic'.



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10 Nov 2010, 5:22 am

try packing. it's pure witchcraft. "now we roll the child in sheets that come from his home, closing the circle back to the body of the child. it's beautiful. oh, and the child is telling us that our voodoo is working, he is now saying words, like "stop"and "mercy", we shall continue with this therapy if we are not too exhausted by the image of our own children being reflected in his eyes"



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10 Nov 2010, 5:27 am

Cure yourself. I'm happy the way that I am.


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10 Nov 2010, 6:00 am

I can't tell if you're serious or just making up ghost stories. Yes I'm sure you'll be much better aspergers/autism free but without a soul.



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10 Nov 2010, 12:25 pm

Horus wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgQRRI9goFg[/youtube]

oh wow! I love that CD. 8)


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10 Nov 2010, 12:59 pm

Corp900 wrote:
When i was in prison i was trying to do witchcraft 2 cure my auitsm.

It was early morning, i made a circle out of powder, i drew a oija board across my stomach, i made an ouija board outline in my blood on a page of a holy book, and i prayed.meditated to the devil, "give me the intelligence, and i will give you my soul"

I prayed and recited it like a mantra, all that happened during that was a power outage, and some kid in another cell was telling the corrections officer sparks were coming out of his power outlet, i dont know if there wasent any connection, needless to say, im not neuro typical.


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10 Nov 2010, 1:11 pm

I never had much faith in the supernatural, but I do believe certain people have psychic abilities.



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10 Nov 2010, 5:58 pm

Anything to cure me! Anything!! !


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