pezar posted: Hey kids, get into the game! EVERYBODY is guessing at a cause for autism, so why not us? And the best part is, medical science can't prove you wrong! Who needs medical science, anyway? Speculate away. I'll go first: I was huffing glue when the spiritual entity known as Scotchgard told me that autistics are Red People. Red People tend to show up as "red flags" to NTs, that's why they're called Red. Also, because many of them are fond of communism. They are here to save the planet from the harmful effects of acetone! Dr. No injected me with a secret vaccine from the USSR and made me autistic! That b@st@rd! I need to sue SMERSH! Who's with me?
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Some woman by the name of Pandora opened a box a long time ago and out came Autism / Asperger's. That's a good explanation. Other good explanations include: Original Sin invented by Judaism and expanded by Reformed Judaism (aka Christianity). Both religions are still good non-profit moneymakers today. Also, it's the fluoride in the water is a good explanation too. Global warming is a good, random cause of autism, however, global warming has recently fallen out of favor and is not politically correct so global warming must be forgotten as the cause of all autism even if global warming is the cause of all autism. I wish I had a little better memory of all those science reports on the Saturday Night Live TV comedy shows because those folks knew what they were talking about. (...just kidding a little...)
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