The Human Species Theory: version 1.9: by Sean Food.

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this is a copy of my: The Human Species Theory: version 1.9: by Sean Food: original copy found on facebook / lots of paper copies: please note that a technique called "dramatic reading" was used to write this theory: also note only two edits were made to this copy: look up "dramatic reading meme" on google.... first link... than zelda... lol


aspergers does not equel nerds.... aspergers = genius... nobody called albert einstein a nerd.... they all called him a genius.... and the best part is people with aspergers can be genius at anything.... so it is not like we are all math nerds.... some people with aspergers will be poetry geniuses... or comedy geniuses... or speech and grammer geniuses... or video game geniuses... i like videos games... but i am not much of a video game genius... i would have to say i am a media / comedy genius.... basicly i am genius at entertainment.... all entertainment... i know how to entertain people... i just got a few "shy" problems that i need to work on... and i can totally be a comedian... lots of people have said i am funny... not everyone... but lots of people... and not only my family... not only my friends... but random people i never met have told me i am funny... at school and on the internet.... i am also a genius for the deeper meanings/ logic... i am genius for what is right and wrong... and always choose right over wrong... i always choose the most right for the anything related to entertainment.... i don't like to offend people.... but i know how to be offensive... and i just choose not offend anyone.... people just don't always know i am not trying to offend them... i am just trying to entertain them or some one else... always trying to make someone happy... but you can't make everyone happy all at the same time.. that is why there are so many kinds of entertainment... differnt things make different people happy... and it is my job to keep the balance of happy... best way to make everyone happy is... comedy + helpping people... help everyone... make everyone LOL... laughter is the best medicine... and helping people is always a good thing to do.... chuggaaconroy does both too... he entertains on youtube and helps people on the speedgamers... if chuggaaconroy has aspergers too than he is high on my list of people who inspire me... he has my same genius... chuggaaconroy also has other genius that i don't have... but i don't care becuz... people with aspergers are like snow flakes.... no two are the same.... but they all share some stuff in commen.... all people with aspergers are humans... all snowflakes are made of water/ H2O... and they both share lots of the similar paterns... but frozen rain water is like evolution... frozen rain water has so much verity... life and evolution has just as much verity...earth is verity... earth is history... space has verity too... space is the past, present, and future... just like earth has history... so do other planets... people are blinded by there religion... people need to learn that religion = war... humanity = equality... there should be only one religion... "the human religion" everybody can only be equal if they believe in evolution and history... have faith in history... have faith science... have faith in space... put the past behide you... look to the future... progess is not made with memories... progess is made with dreams... humans have stopped physicaly evolving...but humans now mentality evolve... and by hold your memorys close to your heart... you delay evolution for the human race... we humans don't believe in aliens becuz we have stopped dreaming... we don't have technology as advance as aliens becuz we have stopped dreaming... we tell our selves stuff like "that is not possible" or "we would go to hell if we did that"... that right there is the reason we are not living in space right now... we fear hell... a place that we don't even know exists but we are supposed to just believe in it anyways... ignorance is bliss... but knowledge is true happy-ness... if you can't prove something until you die... then that is ignorance... ignorance makes you not fear death... but ignorance is not how progess is made... you should fear death and learn to respect death... i am afraid to die... but i respect life... i would never kill a human i would never kill my equel... but i would kill an animal and eat it... humans are starving becuz we have become vegetarians or we are afraid that the animals will go extinct... all animals should be farmed food... animals don't care about other species... sure some animals kill there own kind... well those are the murder animals... it is only murder if you kill you own kind... if you kill another species... all you are doing is doing what is the right thing to do to survive... a vegetarian kills plants to survive... a carnivore kills other species to survive... and omnivore kills both to survive... most of the smartest animals on earth are omnivores... herbivores are cowards... carnivores are evil... and omnivores are geniuses that get mad fun of by by the herbivores for eating meat... and made fun of by the carnivores for eating plants... there are bullys in the human race becuz... humans have evolved in all 3... omnivores, herbivores, and carnivores... there is no undo-ing evolution... what has happen has happened... what humans now have to realize is... we are humans we are not all created equal... but that is what makes us best species...we are not equal becuz we are all humans.. we are equal becuz we are diverce... diverce = sub-species... diverse does not equel racial ethnicity... two white people are not necessarily the same species... species in humans is not determined by appearance... species in humans is determined by beliefs... the only way to end all wars is to agree to disagree... and let people have there beliefs... and to punish only those who harm another human... punish physical and psychological harm done on humans only... dogs are mans best friend... becuz they are as psychologically and physicaly diverce as humans... and just like humans they get into wars over difference of opinion... i am a human with asperger... i am apart of every religion... becuz like all humans i am able to believe... my religion is "Sean FOOD"... you can not join my religion... becuz you do not share every single one of my beliefs and opinions... no two humans share every single belief and opinion... and that is why humans are the best species on earth... you do not have to agree with everthing i say... but the least you can do is not get mad becuz we do not share the same beliefs and opinions... just be happy you have your own beliefs and opinions... becuz those are what makes you unique as an individual... don't let anyone force you into believing in something you don't want to believe in... becuz that would be psychological harm... charlie sheen does not need help... he is happy... ignorance is bliss... forcing him to change would be psychological harm... forcing him to change would be the same as brain washing true happy-ness... and replacing it with false happy-ness... if he wants to stay the way he is then just let him... let him do what makes him happy... who cares if he is making people mad/sad.... he just wants to have true happy-ness... charlie sheen and me see eye to eye... we both understand what true happy-ness is... but he is choosing to be happy for the wrong reasons... put him in jail... punish him... he is causing psychological harm to other people... i am like samus aran... and charlie sheen is like anti-samus aran... we share the belief of true happy-ness... but he is using it for evil and selfish purposes... i am using my gift for education and comedy / entertainment... i am not using my gift to get away with illegal activity... nobody is pure... nobody is perfect.... everybody has there flaws... i am no better than everybody else... we are equel... we are homo sapiens... we are the human species... we should be fighting our wars in space... not on earth... mother earth and all humans willl die if we continue to fight our battles on our mother ship... for the human species to survive forever and always... we must work together to bring our battles to the universe.... we have not yet met all our friends and enemies... we are still living alone... let's all agree to make peace now... so that we may continue be enemies forever in the future... and so that we can make new friends and enemies with other sentient species... the universe is united... we are not yet part of the universe... we are still alone in universe... even if aliens don't exist... we are still not united with the universe... we are still living on our mother ship... we are all alone living with our mother... but atleast we all have our own places to sleep at night... let's end this family feud... and start some new familiys on other planets on moons... peace to all that is evil and good... becuz you can't have peace without wars... and wars kill species... don't kill our species... we don't have a big enough safety net... the universe is the safe-est place... our home is not safe... let there be world peace so that we can start... the "universe wars"

Can you present this in a more readable way?

And is Food your real name?

You lost me when you invoked Einstein.

for a prophecy to come true it does not matter if it makes sence or not

Food has been my name since paper mario 1... in a way i guess you could say Food is my name on the internet...

If something does not make sense then it becomes "true" in all interpretations.

well like i told the last person... a prophecy does not need to makes sence to everybody to become true... just know... the future is bright... don't ask why... it just is... there is a real theory name for how i talk... stepping on troll traps is fun only if you know you are stepping on them

You misinterpret my remark. It makes sense that you try to bring Einstein into your 'prophecy'. He is often invoked by people that wish to lend weight to their ideas. I just disagree with your doing so. It does not lend weight, but, in my mind at least, diminishes the strength of your voice. Invoking Einstein is a device often used to bolster arguments that cannot stand on their own.

Part of my mind is takeing this in.

I agree, well said. I really liked some of your ideas, though. You're right in how everyone can only have their own religion because everyone's beliefs differ from everyone else's. Apart from some spelling variations (eg. because = becuz), I didn't find it that hard to read. Putting ellipsis after every phrase is unusual, yes, but it's not impossible to follow.