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cubedemon6073
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25 Jun 2011, 4:55 pm

There are those who ask what can I do? There are those who say I have a very negative attitude about what I am capable of doing. I think they are correct. I think I am going to change my attitude around. I am going to be a very positive and optimistic person. I am going to answer them on what I can do. I am going to make sure I do not say anything negative and all and keep it all positive. These are the things I believe I can do.

1. I can function in the workplace if the workplace is explained to me in an intricate, detailed, and concrete manner.

2. I can do a job application if someone sits with me and walks me through it step by step and explains the correct context to it. In my application, I can do a work history if that someone shows me in intricate, step-by-step, detail how to represent my mystery shopping on my work history in the correct and accurate manner that I'm supposed to do it in.

3. I can work in the workplace if they exactly tell me what the rules of the workplace are, am entitled to knowing exactly what the rules are, and someone always being available to answer my questions about these rules.

4. I can work in the workplace in which if I do something wrong then it is explicitly spelled out to me and I am shown exactly how to correct myself. I can work if I know the inherent reasoning behind why it was wrong and why my thought process was wrong.

5. In addition, I can work in the workplace if I am explicity told if something that I am told to do is a requirement or is it optional?

6. I can work in the workplace if I know what I am going to be doing each and every single day. I can work if my day is routinized. I can work if I have standardized functions that are a part of my job and I only have to do these standarized functions.

7. I can work and function in the workplace if my assignments are spelled out in intricate detail. I can work in the workplace if one of the higher ups or one of the representatives of the higher ups is always available to answer my questions if I do not understand parts of my work assignment.

8. I can do the personality tests on the job applications if someone is available to walk me through the questions step by step and make sure I have the correct context to these questions.

9. I can apply for jobs if I do not have to have to many commitments like mystery shopping each and every day. This means I can focus solely on my job search and obtaining help to get a job.

10. I can do number 9 if the responsibility advocates will provide me the finanical resources to do so. I believe there are thousands of these advocates in this country. If there are, all each one of them has to do is just ship me a one dollar check every month. In return, they would get detailed and logged of records of what I am doing to better myself. I can work as well if they give me constructive feedback that would help me out with bettering myself. I think Neal Boortz, Sean Hannity, Mike Savage, Ann Coulter, and others can spare me one dollar each per month.

By the way, I am reading Steven Covey's seven habits of a highly effective person. I decided to be proactive in my attitude and I am going to get rid of my negativity.

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Tell me everyone, what can you all do?



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25 Jun 2011, 6:06 pm

I can play the drums.


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25 Jun 2011, 6:13 pm

I can watch someone play the drums.



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25 Jun 2011, 6:40 pm

I can watch someone watch someone play the drums.

Sorry :lol:



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25 Jun 2011, 7:06 pm

I can type a response that contains 50 characters.


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25 Jun 2011, 7:16 pm

Keep going guys! Tell those who say you have a negative attitude and those who say they're sick of the "I can't" attitude what you all can do. Tell them what you are capable of doing in the workplace like I did in my format.

I can play a mad game of freecell.

If someone in real life wants you to do something and you do not believe you can truly do it then tell them that you can do it if you are allowed to have conditions A,B,and C. My point is don't use any negative words like "I can't."

Let's get some positivity here going.



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25 Jun 2011, 8:12 pm

I can think positively sometimes!


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25 Jun 2011, 8:34 pm

I can read and doubt someone's post that claims they can watch someone watch someone play the drums.



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26 Jun 2011, 12:01 am

I can learn to bake and professionall decorate a 3 tier wedding cake in two weeks.



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26 Jun 2011, 12:33 am

i can have a negative thought about everything i do, no matter what it is.

well it's something i can do...