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21 Jul 2011, 5:20 pm

My primary way to judge someone's IQ is the trial by fire. That is where you set someone on fire and gauge their reaction. If they stop drop and roll they are a logical thinker. If they run around flailing their arms around helping the fire to spread they are an overly irrational person. They should be allowed to burn since people find burn scars unattractive lowering their chances to procreate spreading their inferior bloodline. :P

My other method involves crossing a busy road. If they get hit they did not use logic so you should leave them in the road to be finished off. Back in our primeordial past we had packs of dire wolves, saber tooth tigers, and cave bears to eat the weak, stupid, or the careless now we have to rely on automobiles, overeating, alcohol, and drugs to thin out the herd. :roll:


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21 Jul 2011, 6:37 pm

Aw rats! :evil: I thought this thread was going to be serious but it's Darwin Awards. Oh well. Darwin Awards are funny.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

To be serious (and not play along with your fun :nerdy: ) I assume people are like me when I first meet them and adjust up or down (although usually not) if their behaviour or conversation says otherwise. I ballpark myself as being right in the center of the Bell Curve 100 IQ ( not an official measure, just my guess) since most people I know seem fairly similar to me.

This is not very scientific nor is it very humerous. But it did bump your thread.



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21 Jul 2011, 7:22 pm

Its herd, not heard

Time to die sucker....

The inuit say the wolf keeps the caribu strong, by killing the weak, sick, old and bad spellaz

In todays world, the environment is changing, and evolutionary value is shifting around too.

Todays high functioning successful aspies who are good with technology would have been considered useless men 500 years ago.

My great grandfather was a technician who helped set up Radio Moscow around the 1900's



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21 Jul 2011, 7:37 pm

Why would I care about somebody's IQ? Unless I were going to ask them to stack blocks or memorize numbers or complete patterns or something.

BTW: Thinning out the herd is not generally a good thing.

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21 Jul 2011, 9:10 pm

Anothet one who needs to read "A brave new world". Eliminate the dro es and all the alpha dogs will die because none of them wants to do the drone's job.

Can you imagine a world full of Aspies, Aspies alone? All doing what they want to do and not doing what they dont like to do? All alpha dogs. No drones. I give it six months.