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04 Jan 2007, 7:12 pm

Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One of them to screw in the lightbulb. And the other one to read all about lightbulbs, collect lightbulbs, and talk about different lightbulb facts nonstop!






I figured it is ok to make fun of myself every now and then. No, I don't have any fixation on lightbulbs...


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04 Jan 2007, 7:17 pm

Humour is a great way to view life - It allows a person to see the 'truth' of themselves while actually accepting it. Hey, you can be bitter or happy - I will say that people tend to jump on bitterness more then they do on 'happy.'



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04 Jan 2007, 7:17 pm

That's funny. :lol:



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04 Jan 2007, 7:17 pm

In a strange way that made me laugh like a girl :P :lol: :D



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04 Jan 2007, 7:18 pm

I like that!



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04 Jan 2007, 7:20 pm

A. One. More than that's just too confusing.


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04 Jan 2007, 7:21 pm

I heard a similar joke regarding each Christian denomination.

The entry for Lutherans was "none because Lutherans are afraid of change".

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04 Jan 2007, 7:47 pm

One. First he'll read as many books about lightbulbs as his local library has available, if they aren't sufficient he'll use the library computer to order more, then he'll double-check how to change one on the internet, preferably on Wikipedia. After correcting any spelling and grammar mistakes on Wikipedia's 'lightbulb' entry, he'll change the bulb. Having done that, he'll read any other lightbulb books he can get, continue to research, and will start collecting lightbulbs, while talking about them to anyone who stands still for long enough.

Alternative answer: One, but if there are more aspies than that in the room, they'll stand about awkwardly for a while before holding a committee about who should change it.


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04 Jan 2007, 7:52 pm

"Alternative answer: One, but if there are more aspies than that in the room, they'll stand about awkwardly for a while before holding a committee about who should change it."

This answer could also apply to the question:

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?



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04 Jan 2007, 7:57 pm

haha, so true.


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04 Jan 2007, 8:19 pm

lowfreq50 wrote:
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=21655&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=



I WIN!! !! !! !! !! :D



DAMMIT! I THOUGHT I WAS BEING ORIGINAL. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!


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04 Jan 2007, 8:30 pm

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We make the neurotypicals do it.

... or....

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We don't need to change any lightbulb. We are the lightbulb.



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04 Jan 2007, 9:28 pm

Good one!

How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. That is a task they delegate to their humans,



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04 Jan 2007, 11:15 pm

history_of_psychiatry wrote:
lowfreq50 wrote:
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=21655&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=



I WIN!! !! !! !! !! :D



DAMMIT! I THOUGHT I WAS BEING ORIGINAL. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!


In reality, you came up with it too (since you didn't know).



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05 Jan 2007, 7:27 am

Corvus is correct.

I was just saying I win.



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