TheygoMew wrote:
1. Does hair color have to do anything with autism?
No, but having hair anywhere on one's body seems to correlate highly.
TheygoMew wrote:
2. Is your big toe...big?
Not as big as other parts.
TheygoMew wrote:
3a. When the moon is full, do you have strong urges to howl and you notice your fangs are extra pointy?
Which moon?
TheygoMew wrote:
3b. Do you think having autism has anything to do with lycanthropy?
Not at all. Lycanthropy is a myth; Autism is real.
TheygoMew wrote:
4a. Do you have a rock fetish?
No, I prefer Baroque, Classical or Dubstep.
TheygoMew wrote:
4b. Do you feel your rock fetish has anything to do with perhaps being on another planet in a previous life that had way more rocks than Earth?
Reincarnation is a myth.
TheygoMew wrote:
5a. Does hair texture have anything to do with autism?
Not at all. Merely having hair somewhere on one's body is something that all autistic people seem to have in common.
TheygoMew wrote:
5b. If I were to put one of your hair strands under a microscope do you think I would find some very tiny microscopic creature holding a sign that reads "I am autistic!"?
No, but they might see a sign that reads "All your hair are belong to us!"
TheygoMew wrote:
Okay done with questioning. Hopefully you can aid me in my research. You see, my superior wants me to do this research but doesn't want to pay much. So as a last resort, I've decided to come here to Wrong Planet and see if I can get answers to my already biased conclusions. I'm really hoping that you give me the answers I want to hear. If you don't, that's okay, I'll just twist what you say to suit my conclusions and all will be well.
Since you did not pay me for my answers, they are not worth anything.