(Poke, prod) Obvious research

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I've decided that I want to blatantly ask you research questions to report to my superiors.

The head superior in this operation is name Fluffy.

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Although, he's not so fluffy here, the questions asked to someone with autism led to water fight.

So anyway, on with the interrogation.


Answer these questions.

1. Does hair color have to do anything with autism?

2. Is your big toe...big?

3. When the moon is full, do you have strong urges to howl and you notice your fangs are extra pointy? Do you think having autism has anything to do with lycanthropy?

4. Do you have a rock fetish? Do you feel your rock fetish has anything to do with perhaps being on another planet in a previous life that had way more rocks than Earth?

5. Does hair texture have anything to do with autism? If I were to put one of your hair strands under a microscope do you think I would find some very tiny microscopic creature holding a sign that reads "I am autistic!"?


Okay done with questioning. Hopefully you can aid me in my research. You see, my superior wants me to do this research but doesn't want to pay much. So as a last resort, I've decided to come here to Wrong Planet and see if I can get answers to my already biased conclusions. I'm really hoping that you give me the answers I want to hear. If you don't, that's okay, I'll just twist what you say to suit my conclusions and all will be well.

lollolololololol Nice to meet fluffy! Cute lol

I study rocks if that helps with your biased conclusions.

Awesome post..needed a giggle.

AHA!! ! I knew it about rocks.

(writes down skewed version of bumble's writing. Bumble, an autistic female wrote that she has had dreams of having a past life on another planet where rocks were viewed of as currency. Bumble also stated that quartz was a rare commodity and she was sent to Earth to collect quartz before heading back to the planet.)

I want to become a tiny microscopic creature on the wet furry back of your superior.

As you can see, I have eyelights in my eyes, my eyelights in my eyes having to do with my autism, because autism cats are just like dementors who suck out souls and collect the souls into pensives which are th eyelights in my eyes, and also that is why feline autistics cannot make eye contact with hooman wormchildren because autistic femilines always take other people's feelings into account and just know know know that everyone wants their souls sucked out into the pensives which are the eyelights in my eyes, so I no-let them have what they want, filthy hooman wormchildren.

I'm pretty sure my lycanthropy is unrelated to my AS. My cannibalism habit...that may be a different case.

(skews words said.)

Yes autism has everything to do with lycanthropy.
Sometimes autistics turn into cats with lasers that shoot from their eyes...new research revealed from an autistic cat.
The toe is huge. So huge that it enables easier toe walking. During this toe walking, the autistic turns into a ninja and can walk by others undetected.
There are thousands of tiny creatures living on autistics that carry signs clearly stating they too have autism.
Having autism increases cannibalistic urges hence why biting on one's own hand, arm and sometimes biting others occurs.

New research reveals that the old planet of Autirockilon does in fact exist. As soon as I contact my feline superiors in Japan, the mission to venture to this planet will take place in the near future. Satellites have revealed an abundance of gold on the planet but very few quartz which is what prompted many autistics to go to planet Earth instead. Gold is not valued on Autirockilon.

Thanks for adding on to my research. Btbnnyr, you may meet the kitty superior but the cat may wear a raincoat.

I think my too large big toe and my unusual hair and rock fetishes are related to my lycanthropy, not my autism. Lycanthropy is a common co-morbid of autism, so I can see how people could mistake this for autistic traits.

*edited to say: Wolves even better. LoL.

TheSunAlsoRises


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ziSzPOvXg0[/youtube]

Souls collected. Lasers pumped. Targets fixed.

3, 2, 1, and...blowup of the filthy hooman wormchild on its way to feed catatartar sauce yum yum sense make yes.
(this last sentence said in NASA voice like 3, 2, 1, and...liftoff of the Space Station Death Star on its mission to eliminate the need for Earth and Earthlings)

LoL.

TheSunAlsoRises

I'm a bit scared of Fluffy. He does not look best pleased.

My big toes are very big, I thought that was a family trait, not related to lychantrophy...wait a minute.