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TheygoMew
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01 Jan 2012, 6:14 pm

I've decided that I want to blatantly ask you research questions to report to my superiors.

The head superior in this operation is name Fluffy.

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Although, he's not so fluffy here, the questions asked to someone with autism led to water fight.

So anyway, on with the interrogation.


Answer these questions.

1. Does hair color have to do anything with autism?

2. Is your big toe...big?

3. When the moon is full, do you have strong urges to howl and you notice your fangs are extra pointy? Do you think having autism has anything to do with lycanthropy?

4. Do you have a rock fetish? Do you feel your rock fetish has anything to do with perhaps being on another planet in a previous life that had way more rocks than Earth?

5. Does hair texture have anything to do with autism? If I were to put one of your hair strands under a microscope do you think I would find some very tiny microscopic creature holding a sign that reads "I am autistic!"?


Okay done with questioning. Hopefully you can aid me in my research. You see, my superior wants me to do this research but doesn't want to pay much. So as a last resort, I've decided to come here to Wrong Planet and see if I can get answers to my already biased conclusions. I'm really hoping that you give me the answers I want to hear. If you don't, that's okay, I'll just twist what you say to suit my conclusions and all will be well.



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01 Jan 2012, 6:19 pm

lollolololololol Nice to meet fluffy! Cute lol

I study rocks if that helps with your biased conclusions.

Awesome post..needed a giggle.



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01 Jan 2012, 6:25 pm

AHA!! ! I knew it about rocks.

(writes down skewed version of bumble's writing. Bumble, an autistic female wrote that she has had dreams of having a past life on another planet where rocks were viewed of as currency. Bumble also stated that quartz was a rare commodity and she was sent to Earth to collect quartz before heading back to the planet.)



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01 Jan 2012, 6:45 pm

I want to become a tiny microscopic creature on the wet furry back of your superior.



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01 Jan 2012, 6:48 pm

As you can see, I have eyelights in my eyes, my eyelights in my eyes having to do with my autism, because autism cats are just like dementors who suck out souls and collect the souls into pensives which are th eyelights in my eyes, and also that is why feline autistics cannot make eye contact with hooman wormchildren because autistic femilines always take other people's feelings into account and just know know know that everyone wants their souls sucked out into the pensives which are the eyelights in my eyes, so I no-let them have what they want, filthy hooman wormchildren.



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01 Jan 2012, 7:02 pm

TheygoMew wrote:
1. Does hair color have to do anything with autism?

No.
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2. Is your big toe...big?

It's average sized; much smaller than the observable universe but much bigger than an electron.
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3. When the moon is full, do you have strong urges to howl and you notice your fangs are extra pointy?

My fangs are always boringly short. I have strong urges to sing Michael Hurley songs when the moon is full, but I'm more interested in the rightmost star in Orion's belt.
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Do you think having autism has anything to do with lycanthropy?

If my DVD collection is anything to go by.
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4. Do you have a rock fetish?

#$$$$$#@..d....
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Do you feel your rock fetish has anything to do with perhaps being on another planet in a previous life that had way more rocks than Earth?

No.
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5. Does hair texture have anything to do with autism?

No.
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If I were to put one of your hair strands under a microscope do you think I would find some very tiny microscopic creature holding a sign that reads "I am autistic!"?

No, the midi-chlorians beat the poor things up and throw away their signs. It's heart-rending.


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01 Jan 2012, 7:27 pm

I'm pretty sure my lycanthropy is unrelated to my AS. My cannibalism habit...that may be a different case.



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01 Jan 2012, 8:19 pm

(skews words said.)

Yes autism has everything to do with lycanthropy.
Sometimes autistics turn into cats with lasers that shoot from their eyes...new research revealed from an autistic cat.
The toe is huge. So huge that it enables easier toe walking. During this toe walking, the autistic turns into a ninja and can walk by others undetected.
There are thousands of tiny creatures living on autistics that carry signs clearly stating they too have autism.
Having autism increases cannibalistic urges hence why biting on one's own hand, arm and sometimes biting others occurs.

New research reveals that the old planet of Autirockilon does in fact exist. As soon as I contact my feline superiors in Japan, the mission to venture to this planet will take place in the near future. Satellites have revealed an abundance of gold on the planet but very few quartz which is what prompted many autistics to go to planet Earth instead. Gold is not valued on Autirockilon.

Thanks for adding on to my research. Btbnnyr, you may meet the kitty superior but the cat may wear a raincoat.



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01 Jan 2012, 8:27 pm

I think my too large big toe and my unusual hair and rock fetishes are related to my lycanthropy, not my autism. Lycanthropy is a common co-morbid of autism, so I can see how people could mistake this for autistic traits.


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01 Jan 2012, 8:40 pm

TheygoMew wrote:
1. Does hair color have to do anything with autism?

No, but having hair anywhere on one's body seems to correlate highly.

TheygoMew wrote:
2. Is your big toe...big?

Not as big as other parts.

TheygoMew wrote:
3a. When the moon is full, do you have strong urges to howl and you notice your fangs are extra pointy?

Which moon?

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3b. Do you think having autism has anything to do with lycanthropy?

Not at all. Lycanthropy is a myth; Autism is real.

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4a. Do you have a rock fetish?

No, I prefer Baroque, Classical or Dubstep.

TheygoMew wrote:
4b. Do you feel your rock fetish has anything to do with perhaps being on another planet in a previous life that had way more rocks than Earth?

Reincarnation is a myth.

TheygoMew wrote:
5a. Does hair texture have anything to do with autism?

Not at all. Merely having hair somewhere on one's body is something that all autistic people seem to have in common.

TheygoMew wrote:
5b. If I were to put one of your hair strands under a microscope do you think I would find some very tiny microscopic creature holding a sign that reads "I am autistic!"?

No, but they might see a sign that reads "All your hair are belong to us!"

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Okay done with questioning. Hopefully you can aid me in my research. You see, my superior wants me to do this research but doesn't want to pay much. So as a last resort, I've decided to come here to Wrong Planet and see if I can get answers to my already biased conclusions. I'm really hoping that you give me the answers I want to hear. If you don't, that's okay, I'll just twist what you say to suit my conclusions and all will be well.

Since you did not pay me for my answers, they are not worth anything.



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01 Jan 2012, 10:24 pm

*edited to say: Wolves even better. LoL.

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02 Jan 2012, 3:07 am

Souls collected. Lasers pumped. Targets fixed.
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3, 2, 1, and...blowup of the filthy hooman wormchild on its way to feed catatartar sauce yum yum sense make yes.
(this last sentence said in NASA voice like 3, 2, 1, and...liftoff of the Space Station Death Star on its mission to eliminate the need for Earth and Earthlings)



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02 Jan 2012, 7:25 am

TheygoMew wrote:
(skews words said.)

Yes autism has everything to do with lycanthropy.
Sometimes autistics turn into cats with lasers that shoot from their eyes...new research revealed from an autistic cat.
The toe is huge. So huge that it enables easier toe walking. During this toe walking, the autistic turns into a ninja and can walk by others undetected.
There are thousands of tiny creatures living on autistics that carry signs clearly stating they too have autism.
Having autism increases cannibalistic urges hence why biting on one's own hand, arm and sometimes biting others occurs.

New research reveals that the old planet of Autirockilon does in fact exist. As soon as I contact my feline superiors in Japan, the mission to venture to this planet will take place in the near future. Satellites have revealed an abundance of gold on the planet but very few quartz which is what prompted many autistics to go to planet Earth instead. Gold is not valued on Autirockilon.

Thanks for adding on to my research. Btbnnyr, you may meet the kitty superior but the cat may wear a raincoat.


All Autists are from Autirockilon. On that world all are also shapeshifters and can morph into a variety of animals including cats and wolves. In fact many were cats and wolves in a previous existence on various planets in various galaxies. This is why we have such an affinity with the animal world and prefer to mingle with them. Gold is a common rock and we are not very interested in it. Silver is less common and more admired and minerals like quartz and haematite are so sparse that we are often drawn to collect it.

There is a mother ship leaving for Autirockilon from tokyo in the year 2165. Until then we await its departure...



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02 Jan 2012, 5:27 pm

LoL.

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02 Jan 2012, 5:55 pm

I'm a bit scared of Fluffy. He does not look best pleased.


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02 Jan 2012, 6:12 pm

My big toes are very big, I thought that was a family trait, not related to lychantrophy...wait a minute. :o