In some circles within the greater autistic community, very serious allegations have been spreading regarding some of the candidates' qualifications, character, and record on the issues.
AlexUK, if you can't make the Sim Trains run on time (Sept. 28, 2006), how can we expect you to lead our neurodevelopmental difference to greater prosperity? Also, some have called your position on NT cultural differences (Sept. 23, 2006) hostile and extreme. I won't even mention the rumors of your activity involving undisclosed barnyard animals and some whipped cream, but it would certainly put voters' minds at ease if you could address them.
Snake321 also has his work cut out for him. He thinks women who stand up for equal pay, maternity leave, and a sexual-harassment-free workplace "are lesbians" (Oct. 23, 2006). He has advocated anything-goes sexuality because he thinks men are "sexually starved" (Oct. 23, 2006). He would even bring the Bible into the science classroom (Oct. 23, 2006).
Hellznrg speaks obscenities for fun (Oct. 29, 2006). Despite being biologically male, he wants to have a sex change operation (Oct. 29, 2006). Hellznrg also likes to play scientist in his spare time: He believes women are whiny and attributes this to urinary tract infections (Oct. 29, 2006). He has yet to announce his position on whether he will style himself Mr. President or Madame President. If you're still thinking of voting for hellznrg, check this out.
The autistic community needs a leader who will stand for our values, someone who respects both sexes equally—and frankly someone who won't have a mental breakdown one day.
(This message is sponsored by the Committee to Re-elect Taft.)