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01 Feb 2012, 6:21 am

Read this extremely "interesting" article. PLease coment if you agree with the article or think that it is nonsense.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Neur ... l_syndrome



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01 Feb 2012, 6:25 am

I like it :)


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01 Feb 2012, 9:01 am

Some of that is really funny. 8)


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01 Feb 2012, 9:53 am

Oh, my gosh. That one's really, really, really mean.

I don't want to hurt the NTs. Not really. Only when I'm really hurt and angry do I want them to have to know how I feel.

The writers of that article are really, really bitter. Much more so that the writers of the other Neurotypical Syndrome articles I've seen.

Of course, I've been treated that way by a few (allegedly) NT f***heads (though I wonder what kind of personality disorder they have-- borderline maybe? histrionic??) and there is a nasty, bitter part of me that just about fell off the chair laughing at PTAH.

People are just people. If we hurt the NTs, we're just as bad as the f***heads.


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01 Feb 2012, 10:58 am

I don't understand why some people are so obsessed with their own opinions, flaunting them in the guise of, "honesty?" Yes, they have opinions and want to express them, as do I, as I am doing here. However, the difference is, I don't consider it unique in any way. The vast majority of people express their opinions, to me or to others, and the world is full of opinionated people. Where is this race of NTs who never spout their points of view? I have never come across them. They must all live in Japan.

And, I'll be the first to candidly admit. Yeah, unbridled honesty can be friggin annoying as hell. That's why someone put, "how 'bout a nice cup of stfu." on a coffee mug.



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01 Feb 2012, 11:47 am

That's just because kids in Japan learn their manners! LOL
That was pretty funny. And almost seems true..

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01 Feb 2012, 3:44 pm

BuyerBeware wrote:
Oh, my gosh. That one's really, really, really mean.

I don't want to hurt the NTs. Not really. Only when I'm really hurt and angry do I want them to have to know how I feel.

The writers of that article are really, really bitter. Much more so that the writers of the other Neurotypical Syndrome articles I've seen.

Of course, I've been treated that way by a few (allegedly) NT f**** (though I wonder what kind of personality disorder they have-- borderline maybe? histrionic??) and there is a nasty, bitter part of me that just about fell off the chair laughing at PTAH.

People are just people. If we hurt the NTs, we're just as bad as the f****.


It's Uncyclopedia, it's a joke, no one is gonna get offended.


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01 Feb 2012, 3:47 pm

It got boring after the first few paragraphs.



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01 Feb 2012, 3:48 pm

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Homo_spergensis

I thought this was better...



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01 Feb 2012, 3:52 pm

Better ... still boring.



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01 Feb 2012, 3:55 pm

Fnord wrote:
Better ... still boring.


I remember both articles being better, I think they got editted a bit too much by the "Pro Aspie" people and now just sound lamer. Oh well, still good parts.

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Subject to nutritional circumstances (Spergensis is notorioussly anemic and effected by ambient chemicals in the environment and diet during formative developement). Spergensis high in testosterone are especially upright and handsome (though somewhat metrosexual) creatures known for their leadership tendencies and occasional meglomania. Still asocial, but is promptly excused as simply being a rugged and even heroic "individualist" who is above the mundane interests of the uneducated rabble (See Keanu Reeves or any Tim Burton or Robert A. Heinlein protagonist)

↑ At least not contemporary gender stereotypes, particularly healthy Spergensis tend to exhibit Chivalrous/Bushido type patterns of behavior; see Renaissance fairs.



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01 Feb 2012, 5:18 pm

That's really funny. I feel more normal after reading this. In fact, this article on NT points out that Apsie is just a difference, not something good or bad.



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01 Feb 2012, 6:18 pm

Good, pretty funny, but there are a couple of places where the voice of the writer gets too colloquial/unprofessional, such as when they use "kids" instead of "children."



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01 Feb 2012, 6:26 pm

I found it vaguely amusing.

I like it when situations get reversed.


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