The Laws Of Aspergia- Let off your steam!

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I have made up my own nation in my own little world. Where aspies roam freely
without selfish-idiotic-ignorant-horrible;e NT's being total idiots and making their lives horrible.
Normal people have no rights as long as their in the nation of Aspergia.
I thought this would be a fun way to let off our angry steam.
If we could come up with Laws for our own made up nation.

Law 1. All Normal people are not allowed to be a resident in aspergia. If they come to visit
we can treat them like horrible outcasts and taunt them in our way saying
"this is how Aspies were treated before we had our own nation! come to our land
where you will experience the true feelings of an Aspie get forced to go to stupid meetings,
have a foundation speak for you because you are so messed up in the brain
that you can't talk and the foundation is called "Normalism Speaks" and "End Boring Normal people now"

Law 2. If young ignorant youth come to our country with their fancy car blaring music and honking
their horns (Knowing that it hurts are ears) The Aspie police can chase them down and shoot
their tires with a nail gun and once the car stops all Aspies in the town can grab a baseball bat
and smash their car.

This law is in spite for when I was in high school last year the kids in their cars
would run their motor loud, honk their horn, screech their tires and blare tasteless music
(Which was sensory overload for me) some kids knew it bothered me and would run their motors if they drove by me when I
was walking down the street (I live in a small community and went to a small school so everybody experienced my melt downs
and everybody knew who I was) So it happened constantly i do have to admit I gave some of those teenagers the Finger.

I like the sound of this place-I call Vise Presidant (unless your not the presedent)
is it any wonder I'm not the presedant
*chous* he's not the presedant

law 3 no chav music

Law 4:

The truth shall only be told, people shall say as they think and hints shall not be dropped - no matter how 'obvious' they supposedly are.

You seem to be thinking in terms of vengeance. I'd rather think in terms of creating a pleasant environment to live in. Here are some ideas.

1- Several Top 40's pop radio stations are replaced by college lecture courses in philosophy, mathematics and science.

2- As blunting of the intellect is a recognized hazard of the modern workplace, employers may not deny workers with dull, routine jobs the privilege of listening to these stations during work hours any more than they may deny the use of earplugs or protectice goggles.

3- In aspergia there is a huge market for serious news analysis and in-depth documentary films that make significant demands on the intellect of the viewer.

4- In recognition of the fact that "pump diddy bump" and "flap yap nicka dap dap" are neither words nor phrases, and that breasts are neither "lumps" nor "bumps," all R&B is banned as a hazardous substance.

5- Jobs and appointments are awarded solely on the basis of standardized test scores. Job interviews are unkown.

6- High school and college GPA is calculated solely on the basis of tests completed at the end of the school year. No mountains of busy work, scheduling problems, or group assignments, just real substantive measure of the degree to which the student has mastered a given body of knowledge.

7- Conversation consists of a logical exchange of ideas. Small talk is unknown. It is not considered aggressive or rude to point out the logical errors that others make.

8- In addition to televised sports, public debates are a major form of mass entertainment. People fill entire stadiums to cheer on their favorite intellectual superstars.

9- As a matter of courtesy, saying anything more or less than precisely what you mean is considered rude.

10- voting rights are weighted to IQ test scores.

11- It is universally recognized that blasting your music so taht it can be heard in a 3 block radius is very rude behavior. Likewise, loud chewing!

12- Nobody will notice or care that all of my clothes look the same. Some people will choose to "dress up" but failure to do so will not be considered a sign of poverty, stupidity, creepiness etc.

13- People are considered somewhat dim if they enjoy watching a video of a man getting kicked in the balls over and over.

14- A red badge is worn that signifies a desire for solitude. A green badge may be used to signify taht the wearer is open to socialization.

15- Conversations begin and end in this way: "Hi, let's have a conversation. Goodbye, let's stop talking now."

16-

Thanks beautifulspam, that was wonderful.

Mr.Roboto is our anthem
lyricly it sounds like people with as-ex
...
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come aat last
To throw away this mask
So everyone caan see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

yes! best anthem ever!

really I got that idea from someone-I forget who... I said it should be the aspie anthem

Sounds dystopian to me

what-I don't reconise that word

i dont hate anyone that much to make laws against them

ohhh I see
I was trying to figure out what that ment

Sounds even worse than society is now.

I declare myself a 486. The maximum CPU class in Aspergia (we're a little behind).

I also declare all NTs in Aspergia of the processing class: counting fingers.