Any website where I can chat with Asperger doctor? (free)

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30 May 2012, 9:32 am

I WANNA CHAT WITH A PROFESSIONAL DOCTOR that specialize in asperger FOR FREE



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30 May 2012, 10:09 am

And why would said professional doctor want to chat with you?



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30 May 2012, 10:19 am

I assume this is humor.

If not and we're in weird magic zone, I want to talk with Bill Gates regarding my inheritance.
Oh... for free.

If, for reasons beyond human comprehension, you're serious, no MD would talk to strangers over a website for free. Unprofessional and breaking more than one medical procedure.



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30 May 2012, 12:12 pm

I don't think you can talk to a professional doctor for free, but if you want to know if you have Asperger's or not, you can search for the criteria used for diagnosis found in the DSM IV TR. That is what I did. It is way cheaper to search for that on Google than to pay to see a professional.



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30 May 2012, 12:16 pm

A DOCTOR WON'T HELP YOU TO FIX YOUR BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEY, YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR COMPUTER TO A REPAIR SHOP.


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30 May 2012, 12:25 pm

YOU SURE IT'S NOT A FOOLPROOF METHOD FOR BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND GETTING PEOPLE TO LISTEN...FOR FREE?



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30 May 2012, 5:21 pm

This country offers free services for the medically indigent, although you would have to prove income and deal with someone in person. If you report any asset of monetary value, they will expect you to sell it.

I am of the understanding that treatment for the poor tends to be more thorough in teaching hospitals than at general practices. Of which I am aware, teaching hospitals are only available in bigger cities.

There are places, online, where you can find free medical advice, but these should be considered references, only.

Call centers based in this country will be legally obligated to intervene, if they believe you're a danger to yourself or others.



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31 May 2012, 1:43 am

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? IS THERE A PLANE OVERHEAD?



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31 May 2012, 1:46 am

I found a site for you. Try www.quacksrus.com you should be able to find a free doctor there that would be more than happy to listen to your problems for hours at a time at no cost to you.

Before you actually go there.... I'm joking.



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31 May 2012, 1:55 am

I expect this has been triggered by the silly aspie doctor adverts clogging up the sides of WP.

There's probably a post with someone asking where they can get a slim belly for free as well, seeing as I'm assuming the adverts with 'free' in them still extract cash from people :lol:


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