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I was reminded of this after reading hale bopp's post. Its ways toannoy people and most are very funny. I have tried some of these (mostly with friends, family, and at school). Its way to feel more comfortable by giving yourself a laugh.

http://www.getannoyed.com/

from http://www.bored.com

Some great lines there. I have a few more to add, if you're a woman and people ask if you're pregnant/when you're due I came up wth, the stranger looks come w/#2 and 3, only to be used if you're *really* tired of hearing the question:

1. Give a date several years int he future for the due date.
2. Say "I don't know the due date, the doctors aren't familiar with the alien species that inseminated me.
3. (If you're really bold, probably not for Aspies as even if I was a woman who was fat & always got asked this I can't see doing it): WHen they ask when you're due, scream real loud and collepse slowly to the ground, say, "Right now! Oooooo, he's coming!" and order them to grab some warm blankets while you pretend to push.

I have a very weird sense of humor.