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Mdyar
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06 Nov 2012, 5:43 pm

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Your pet cannot be diagnosed by a bunch of random strangers on the Internetz. Only a trained professional can give him a proper evaluation and diagnosis.


This spin/jab ( OMG not that again) may loosen up ole' Fnord and we'll never have to read that again. :lol:



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06 Nov 2012, 5:52 pm

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Fnord is taking good care of me but I am a little hungry. He hasn't fed me yet.

Ask Millie to fix you a sandwich before she leaves for the day.


Thank you! I especially like rock-cakes made with stone-ground flour. :)



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06 Nov 2012, 5:54 pm

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... It isn't even a rock. It is fluffy.


It's very cold here, so I'm wearing a rockwool jacket. :wink:

I'm getting a rising urge to start personifying the buzzkill meme.
I'm more curious however as to what it is that is pretending to be a rock (that is also pretending to be a fluffy rock).
Also how long this simple satire is going to continue for.


Hey, are you slating the Rock? And his fluffy coat? He'll be hurt, I bet his Gran-knit that for him.



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06 Nov 2012, 6:03 pm

ColdEyesWarmHeart wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:
FnordsRock wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:
... It isn't even a rock. It is fluffy.


It's very cold here, so I'm wearing a rockwool jacket. :wink:

I'm getting a rising urge to start personifying the buzzkill meme.
I'm more curious however as to what it is that is pretending to be a rock (that is also pretending to be a fluffy rock).
Also how long this simple satire is going to continue for.


Hey, are you slating the Rock? And his fluffy coat? He'll be hurt, I bet his Gran-knit that for him.


Yes she spent ages knitting it from a mountain of rockwool. Rocks have feelings too, I don't have a heart of stone, er... well, yes I do but, I still have feelings.



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07 Nov 2012, 10:27 am

How is your new pet doing today? I trust he slept well. :)



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07 Nov 2012, 10:28 am

Aw he's cute, where can I get one?



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07 Nov 2012, 10:34 am

Plodder wrote:
How is your new pet doing today? I trust he slept well. :)


I slept like a (petrified) log, thank you.



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07 Nov 2012, 4:50 pm

ColdEyesWarmHeart wrote:
Hey, are you slating the Rock? And his fluffy coat? He'll be hurt, I bet his Gran-knit that for him.

I don't tend to be especially enthused by puns.
There is no difficulty in them in the text format. It just leads me to believe I'm dealing with people of low humour.



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07 Nov 2012, 4:54 pm

FnordsRock wrote:
Hello everyone. Thank you all for you concern about me. I confirm that I am indeed an Aspie.

Fnord is taking good care of me but I am a little hungry. He hasn't fed me yet. He also keeps me in a cold dark desk draw most of the time. I've managed to sneak out and use his computer to post this. Fnord - if you read this please don't put me back in the draw, I much prefer to sit on your windowsill in the sunshine.

By for now; I'm off to watch the Flintstones on TV. :D



Is it allowed to create a new account for an imaginary person or for an object or pet, etc?


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07 Nov 2012, 4:56 pm

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BTW: I hope nobody accuses us of rockpuppetry...

;)



Well apparently I just have.


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20 Sep 2018, 5:08 pm

UPDATE: Rocky is now 6 years older. He enjoys sitting out in the garden, rain or shine (mostly shine; this is California, after all). He seems happiest when he can watch others having fun or when he is sitting on a stack of papers watching me work. I almost lost him at the beach, but found him in a tidal pool in the arms of a starfish. I left them alone for a while, and when I came back, he was all by himself, but his grin was even bigger.

I'm thinking he needs a girlfriend. Does anyone have a phone number for the Rockettes?



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20 Sep 2018, 7:36 pm

Fnord wrote:
UPDATE: Rocky is now 6 years older. He enjoys sitting out in the garden, rain or shine (mostly shine; this is California, after all). He seems happiest when he can watch others having fun or when he is sitting on a stack of papers watching me work. I almost lost him at the beach, but found him in a tidal pool in the arms of a starfish. I left them alone for a while, and when I came back, he was all by himself, but his grin was even bigger.

I'm thinking he needs a girlfriend. Does anyone have a phone number for the Rockettes?


Is Rocky and Aspie? We can't tell. Only a licensed trained professional is qualified to diagnose Rocky.

Sorry, I do not know the phone numbers of any Rockettes or any A-list Hollywood starlets either.


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21 Sep 2018, 12:08 am

@FnordsRock:
Hello there, you look like you're having a marvellous time; how nice to meet you!

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I hadn't been introduced to FnordsRock yet, what a charming chap; you obviously care for him very well. They're such a handful at that age aren't they? - never sit still for a moment! :D

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I'm thinking he needs a girlfriend.

You've given him "the talk" already, I suppose? Underage pebbleancy can ruin a young rock's life, so one can't be too careful. Such a handsome fellow is hardly going to hang about gathering moss now, is he? :wink:


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21 Sep 2018, 1:59 am

Fnord wrote:
I'm thinking he needs a girlfriend. Does anyone have a phone number for the Rockettes?


I dunno.... Those Rockettes have a rather igneous *cough, ignominious* reputation and he seems like a rock solid guy.


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21 Sep 2018, 8:18 am

This is all due to a selection bias. Next time, choose a pet with fur.


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