All Forms of Autism Directly Linked To Eating Candy!

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01 Apr 2013, 10:33 am

Sorry, it's April 1st tee hee...

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01 Apr 2013, 10:35 am

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Sorry, it's April 1st tee hee...

No no no... That makes perfect sense, because I ate candy when I was little and now I'm autistic. :lol:

Good one, Briankelley!

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01 Apr 2013, 10:39 am

I thought the cause was DiHydrogen Oxide...

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01 Apr 2013, 10:40 am

Then you'd think almost everyone would be autistic.

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01 Apr 2013, 11:01 am

DiHydrogen Oxide is no joke. It is almost everywhere and readily bonds chemically and mechanically with other compounds, even it alone can be deadly in large amounts.

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01 Apr 2013, 12:36 pm

You're right. We need to look into a ban. The stuff's just too dangerous.

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01 Apr 2013, 1:35 pm

xMistrox wrote:

DiHydrogen Oxide is no joke. It is almost everywhere and readily bonds chemically and mechanically with other compounds, even it alone can be deadly in large amounts.

also it's gaseous state can cause burns,
where as its solid state can cause frostbite. dangerous stuff is di-hydrogen mon-oxide
also it can produce the components for an explosion..

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01 Apr 2013, 1:39 pm

AgentPalpatine wrote:

I thought the cause was DiHydrogen Oxide...

This song now reminds me of those particular theories... listen to the chorus:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPBbMbKSZrQ[/youtube]

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01 Apr 2013, 1:56 pm

scorpileo wrote:

xMistrox wrote:

DiHydrogen Oxide is no joke. It is almost everywhere and readily bonds chemically and mechanically with other compounds, even it alone can be deadly in large amounts.

also it's gaseous state can cause burns,
where as its solid state can cause frostbite. dangerous stuff is di-hydrogen mon-oxide
also it can produce the components for an explosion..

Once you start 'doing' dihydrogen oxide there is no coming back!

I never heard of ANY one who ever gave up the stuff, and lived.

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01 Apr 2013, 8:01 pm

I hate falling for these April Fool's jokes. :lmao: hehe

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01 Apr 2013, 9:20 pm

AgentPalpatine wrote:

I thought the cause was DiHydrogen Oxide...

That's a good one. i wanted to come up with something better than candy, but the cupboard was empty at the time.

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01 Apr 2013, 10:22 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

scorpileo wrote:

xMistrox wrote:

DiHydrogen Oxide is no joke. It is almost everywhere and readily bonds chemically and mechanically with other compounds, even it alone can be deadly in large amounts.

also it's gaseous state can cause burns,
where as its solid state can cause frostbite. dangerous stuff is di-hydrogen mon-oxide
also it can produce the components for an explosion..

Once you start 'doing' dihydrogen oxide there is no coming back!

I never heard of ANY one who ever gave up the stuff, and lived.

Just remember it's fatal if inhaled, even in fairly small quantities.

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