JSBACHlover wrote:
If they doubt me, what I do is say, "Oh wait, I need to check my Droid now because I need to update all my apps. I mean I just love apps. You know what I mean? It's almost romantic. I mean, apps rock. Frankly, my apps are more dear to me than my own family members because I can predict and control my apps, but as for my family they are too unpredictable for me to feel comfortable with them. You know, all that human stuff. So illogical. Makes me want to hide in a dark room." Then I look up at them all and say, "You understand, right?" Then I look down at my phone and say, "Yeah here come the updates. It makes me think of the color yellow. Apps are the bomb." Then I walk away.
There needs to be a best of WP sticky. This needs to be the inaugural post.