When you're useless at real life

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So you join high IQ societies , in a futile attempt to prove to yourself you're not totally useless.

You are a hero on here. You know things that I do not know!

Thanks, but I'm too much of a coward to be a hero. You have lots of knowledge about mechanics . A subject about which my knowledge could fit on a postage stamp.

You have wizdom. It is a treasured posession to have.

Have. Enjoyed reading your postings very much firemonkey , ty for your posts ,
Your observations are much appreciated !

Awwwww firemonkey ... can't imagine life or WP without you .... and you're even in a poem!

If ever you're lonely, in need of a friend,
Remember Wrongplanet ... go on ... hit Send ...
Our Planet is spacious, and understands well,
That life can be torture and life can be Hell.

Climb on aboard and escape the ratrace,
Leave Earth far behind, take that mask from your face ...
A haven to recharge, no worries, no stress,
Just be yerself, there's no-one to impress.

Aunt Blabby and MG, Teach n Fnord,
D&D n fenkis, KK's wolfie roar.
MilkTalk n Istomin, Kitty n Joe,
Angnix n Pepe, he's Aussie y'know!

There's DeepHour n sweetleaf, funeral x,
There's Jimmy n Jakki n AA - he's the best!!
Tim Tex n Amity n Aquafelix,
Enviro, Jlheisho n 1986.

With naturalplastic n roadratt aboard,
Magz n Dear_one, nadroJ, Hero's adored
Dear bloo n Blinty, Firemonkey too!
Vermontsavant, Blazingstar, Fey-y-y-ooo

Sly, Kip n Tia n domineekee
With Edna, fireblossom n goldfish in BC.
Marknis n cberg, vegeman too
SecretOpossum n Temeraire true

If you're looking for answers,
To vent or to share...
The Planet awaits,
and we'll meet ye there ...

That’s a pretty wonderful poem.

It shows that WP is a unique website.....like no other!

Firemonkey is a swell guy who has grown a lot on WP.

^^ That's great.

A very crap attempt by me that was done quite some time ago.

The American dream-fat ladies on therapists couchs
health food obsession meets psychologist's candy
The American dream- guns for sale executions to
follow,
Your right to shoot and your punishment to die,
The American dream- personal neurosis,
collective self assurance,
anti abortionist gas chamber caressing.

The American dream-mom's apple pie
classrooms of children waiting to die
The American dream- wholesome and clean
liberal thoughts and reactionary deeds
The American dream-bizarre and mundane
continuous movie for the normally insane

^I must confess that I don’t agree with that vision of America.

Otherwise, very illustrative poem.

Wow. These poems. Show absolute degree of contrast of ideas and concepts that make this place as wonderful as it can be ........ Wonderous planet of enjoyable contrast . cynical absurdities & Abject Joy all in one thread .

A hug for both the Author s. Of these tidbits of. Prose presented here.