You Might be an Aspie if...

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You might be an Aspie if you'd rather stay home and listen to Oldies, than go to a Britney Spears concert and deal with a bunch of screaming girls.

You might be an Aspie if you get distracted by set squares and pens.

You might not be on an aspie BBs if: you can log onto it without finding at least 50 new posts by 171NewYork.......

Haha, no sooner had I posted that I hated the improper usage of "it's" when I saw this article on WrongPlanet:
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... =0&thold=0
The original article is the one that contains the grammatical errors.

You might be an aspie if...

You notice the internet connectivity icon in the system tray not acting like it should and upon starting regedit, tcpview, and taskmanager, along with a little help from some websites, you discover that your parents computer has gathered two spyware programs and one trojan horse that need removing, combined with the five you removed last weekend.

And you post back three hours later to all your online friends that you suceeded in removing said items.

...if you think the word friend means relationship between classes in the language C++.

You might be an Aspie if you realise that you will always remain one of the nobodies and continue with your life rather than carrying a vain attempt to be a somebody.

You might be an Aspie if...

...you are determined to beat every one of the 1,000,000 levels of the computer card game Freecell - in order, from game number 1 - and are totally annoyed because while you are currently on game number 322, the little index card with number 169 written on it is staring at you, TAUNTING you, never letting you forget that so far you have encountered one level that you simply CANNOT BEAT!! !! !! !! !! !

You might be an Aspie if at times you can create some of the most brilliant art known to man (Michelangelo) or if you can explain the inner workings of the universe (Einstein) in your attempt to follow a dream.

You might be an aspie if you think everyone in Hollywood except Keanu Reeves is overacting.

Sooooooooooooo cliche, yet so clever.

You might be an aspie...

...if you can do complex math equations in your head while everyone around you scrambles for their calculators.

...if you can hear the water dripping in the sink in the other room, but you don't notice the person sitting next to you is speaking to you.

...if you're having a bad hair day and it looked better before you tried combing it.

...if you thought up a great "You might be an aspie" line, but you forgot what it was while writing it.

I used to be a Freecell addict. I was so bad that I had to remove the game from my system. For some strange reason, I always played random games. Now I have a Macintosh, and there's no Freecell game loaded.

There is a funny episode of Sniz and Fondue from the Kablam TV show. One of them became addicted to Solitaire on the computer, but never won a game. Someone came in and robbed the house, and he didn't even notice.