Feste-Fenris wrote:
Deinonychus
Joined: Oct 27, 2004
Posts: 304
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 8:51 am
Post subject: Offensive Story
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SUPER ALAN TURING VS SPACE HITLER
INT. SPACE HITLER'S SECRET UNDERGROUND
BUNKER ON HIS SPACE STATION. HE'S SITTING
ON A HIGH GANTRY IN FRONT OF A HUGE BANK
OF MONITORS. ON ONE OF THEM, WE SEE AN IMAGE
OF WINSTON CHURCHILL, SITTING IN A BIG
LEATHER ARMCHAIR SMOKING A CIGAR (I MEAN,
CHURCHILL IS SMOKING THE CIGAR. THE ARMCHAIR
ISN'T SMOKING THE CIGAR. THAT WOULD BE SILLY)
HITLER: Prepare to meet your doom, you fat ba*****.
SUDDENLY, SUPER ALAN TURING BURSTS IN.
HITLER: Ach! Turing! No matter, you're too late this time
- wave goodbye to your precious leader.
HITLER PRESSES A BUTTON MARKED "DAS LASER".
TURING: We'll see about that, Adolf.
SPACE STATION FIRES LASER AT CHURCHILL. CHURCHILL
LEANS SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT, REVEALING A SMALL MIRROR
BEHIND HIM. THE LASER REFLECTS OFF THE MIRROR AND
DESTROYS BERLIN.
HITLER: Arrrrgh!
TURING: I'm afraid, my dear Hitler, we intercepted your
plans some time ago. We've been carefully aligning
Winston and the mirror since then.
HITLER: Ah. I wondered why he hadn't moved out of that
chair for a fortnight. However, you'll never leave here alive.
PRESSES ANOTHER BUTTON. HUGE DOORS SLIDE BACK,
REVEALING A BIG ROBOT.
HITLER: Allow me to introduce the instrument of your
demise - the FUHRERTRON 9000.
BIG ROBOT ADVANCE SLOWLY TOWARDS TURING. TURING
ADOPTS A KARATE STANCE. ROBOT EXPLODES.
TURING: You forgot one thing Adolf - My seminal paper "On
Computable Numbers, with an Application to the
Entscheidungsproblem and exploding Big Robots
(Turing, 1936)."
HITLER: Curses! You'll never take me alive!
TURING: Oh, OK. (PUNCHES HITLER, WHO FALLS OFF THE
GANTRY AND PLUMMETS TO HIS DEATH)
HITLER (BECOMING FAINTER AS HE FALLS): You've not heard
the last of me, Turing! Also, I really wish I hadn't installed this
stupid gantry.
LARGE BREASTED WOMAN: Thanks for rescuing me, Super
Alan Turing!
TURING: Hooray!
Ghosthunter
Velociraptor
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 636
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:07 am
Post subject: Hmmm?
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Hmmm? Fascinating Captain!
We are recieving a strange life
form below. He appears to be
resemblence of mid-20th century
earth dictator call hitler.
Hmmm? Captain! I am also detecting odd
metal objects not of this particular
earth century? Fascninating Captain?
Civet, Take the helm, and I, Mr. Gh.H
and Pyraxis to the transporter. Dammit
Dunctvis you NEED A DOCTOR DOWN
THERE! All right Sarcastic_Name
you can come but do bring Scoots for
some sanity. Elfman, report to transporter!
Yes! Keptin.
The landing party equipped? Pyraxis?
Yes, Sir! Mr.Gh.H? All is ready! Sarcastic?
Dunctvis? Do you feel safe with those
NT's in this century, I am a doctor, not
a psychologist-Dammit! Scoots? Ready, Sir!
Elfman? Keptin and armed with NT detectors!
Landing party ready, armed, tri-NT-cordered,
Ready to beam , Civet! Yes Captain!
"Beam"....Ect!
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Feste-Fenris
Deinonychus
Joined: Oct 27, 2004
Posts: 304
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:55 am
Post subject:
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It's supposed to be a heavy-handed parody of comic books...
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Ghosthunter
Velociraptor
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 636
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 12:03 pm
Post subject: Sorry
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Just a little fun!! !! ! and
this makes a great add on
story for other members to
be creative!
Ghosthunter
Velociraptor
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 636
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:18 pm
Post subject: Sorry!
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I guess my lightening up the story didn't
come off well.
Sorry, Sarcastic_Name(I am suprised you
didn't like my parady) and Feste-Fenris
for ruining your story. I have always
said I was never good at telling a joke,
but I try
Feste-Fenris i apologize for perhaps ruining
your forum and story. I was balancing my
emotions for coping reasons. I feel more
balanced and I thought my contribution
would really enhance your your story.
I repeat, I misread and appologize for (?)ruining
your story.
Sarcastic_Name wrote:
Deinonychus
Joined: Mar 27, 2005
Posts: 369
Location: PVB, FL
Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 1:10 pm
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Umm...mmm...mmm...???...mmm...???...m?m...?m?...!
Was that supposed to be funny?
I appologize for confusing you? insulting you?
my emotion response meter isn't able to
translate your meaning. So I will appologize
for offending you(this is how my translation
meter reads into your statement).
The story was to add some character to his
story, and best of all balance out my emotions
for coping skills reasons.
For those it was starring, I hope you found
it enjoyable, if not this appology extends to
you too!
Sincerely,
Ghosthunter
10 May 2005, 4:26 pm
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