A culture of intimacy: Autism and Tango

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Emu Egg
Emu Egg

Joined: 15 Aug 2015
Age: 1964
Posts: 6
Location: New Jersey

19 Aug 2015, 3:10 am

I came to Argentina ten years ago to 1) avoid incarceration while I attempted to ‘fix’ my problems back home (still working in that), and 2) get numerous heart surgeries that I could not afford in the States (sidenote: The medical facilities here are a bit lacking, but the quality of service here was astounding! Far beyond anything I had ever experience in the States.. and totally free.)

As a person in the autistic spectrum, I have always avoided non-essential physical contact. Holding hands with my wife was a challenge even in private and never was it allowed in public and I absolutely could not be touched while laying in bed. So when I arrived in Buenos Aires, I was taken aback by the public displays of affection that are not only common and gratuitous, but culturally required. The first time I saw two well armed Policia Federales kissing each other to say ‘hello’ I was shocked.

This was something I would have to get used to if I was to live here. Soon enough complete strangers I was meeting in casual social interactions (real estate agents, secretaries, my doorman!) were kissing me on the cheek! I was a bit freaked out by this at first, but forced myself to put on a happy face and not betray my knee jerk response expression that said “what the &%@$ are you doing?!? get away from me!”. My few attempts to circumvent getting kissed by preempting the smooches with a handshake were not only ignored, but were seen as some sort of bizarre anti-social ‘janqui’ custom that was a flat out insulting rejection of Latin culture.

Ok, I had to grin and bare it… so I did. My need for social acceptance was apparently stronger than my repulsion of being fondled.

Then I met a woman… not just any woman… and incredibly sensual, beautiful, Latin goddess! I can not flirt. My attempts to do so would make Woody Allen piss himself laughing. I tried very hard to develop that skill… for even though I did not like physical contact, I still had basic male animal drives. This incompatibility between conflicting desires has been the bane of my life since I was fourteen years old. It has never gotten easier, but I have built a few ‘skills’ to deal with it. In any case I learned at an early age I shouldn't even attempt to flirt. Instead, I tended to simply turn into a lost puppy and follow any female who expressed any interest in me. This was not so much a conscious decisions as it was the only thing I could manage to accomplish when it came to woman.

Well, this particular woman wanted to dance tango with me. She herself was an accomplished tango dancer and teacher, so tango was her life. When she invited me to a ‘milonga’ (a club where couples dance tango) I didn't hesitate to accept… having no idea what I was agreeing to.

My knowledge of tango at this point was limited to that one scene from “Scent of a Woman” with Al Pacino. That, I would learn, was a pretty sanitized portrayal of the ‘real deal’.

We entered the small milonga that was filled with locals, and unlike the pristine set of the movie with beautiful people swaying in perfect harmony to the beautiful music, what I saw was a lot of ‘real’ people, with their odd shapes, of all ages from very young to very old, embracing each other as much as is physically possible while still be able to move at all, moving about in both elegant and grotesque ways. Some of the ‘bad’ dancers looked they they were groping one another while others were clinging on to each other as if their life depended in it. Some were were drunk, some were so old they they could only take small, slow steps and appeared to be almost standing still. It was all a bit horrifying.

I watched as one might watch the elaborate mating dance of flamingos. I did not dance but my friend did, and she was spectacular to see.

It was inevitable that she would insist I learn how to dance tango. I agreed, as that is all I knew how to do with woman. Had she asked me to commit harikari I may also have agreed. My anticipation of the first class lead my thoughts back to what I saw in the milonga… a lot of touching and squeezing,and groping and rubbing. I was a bit surprised, and relieved, that the class involved no touching at all of any kind.

‘First you must learn how to walk”. I thought I had that skill pretty well mastered. Apparently I did not. She elaborated in great detail all the ways my walking was ‘broken’. I had no idea how complicated walking could be. “Feet together, toes pointing straight, bend the knees, relax your lower back, push against your spine, your shoulders are tense and too far back, your knees are too far apart, shift your weight after you extend your foot, step with your abductors, shift your weight on the metatarsal,,”, etc, etc. It was brutal. My body was in agony by the end of lesson #1, and I was only learning to walk! It not only felt like rehabilitation, it was. After some weeks I had the basics of the walking down. Ok, on to lesson #2, working on my ability, or rather inability, to stay balanced. Lesson #3; pivoting. Lesson #4; disassociation (that;s when the upper half of the body rotates in the opposite direction than the lower half).

Finally, after months, I was ready to learn to actually dance tango. There had yet been any physical contact other than her brutally twisting, pushing, pulling and otherwise coercing my body into shape. At this point, I had worked so hard, gone through so much pain, all to achieve the end result of dancing tango, that I was too heavily invested to shy away from intimate contact. But still that was yet to come. The next lessons dealt with musicality, feeling the partners axis and maintaining my own, leading the partner, ‘listening’ to the partner... all very dry and laborious and all practiced with the ‘open embrace’ (i.e. only arms and hands touching) which was only a minor distraction.

After four months I was ready to dance, but there was one more lesson… how to act in the milonga. It was impossible to recognize the complex and subtle interactions that went on in the milonga without being explained what the ‘rules’ are. For example, the way a man asks a woman to dance is to ask her with your eyes. It is considered quite crass to walk up to a woman and ask her face to face, because then she may have the uncomfortable jo of rejecting you in front of everyone, and that looks bad for both. It is especially bad for the man as a few public rejections and you might as well be eating a clown suit the rest of the night. Above all, the etiquette of tango is to provide a safe environment for the woman. If she feels embarrassed or threatened or in any way, she will simply disappear. In the more traditional milongas, all the woman sit on one side of the dance floor while all the men sit on the other. The men have the responsibility to invite the woman and the woman have the option to reject the men. As this is all done with the eyes, in a fashion called the ‘cabaseo’ (meaning ‘of the head’).... the man catches a woman’s eye and moves his head in an inquisitive manner ever so slightly so as to not make it obvious to others, just in case she rejects him. The women will either slightly nod or look away. Looking away means ‘sorry, buddy”. If a man finds it impossible to catch her eye, it is because she knows he is trying to and she is letting him know to stop asking, now or in the future.

Once she has accepted, she remain motionless in her chair and he man must get up, walk around the dance floor to her table, extend his hand to her directly, and then she rises. This is to avoid the very embarrassing accident of the man asking the woman behind the one who just thinks she has been invited and stands up as the man approaches, only to have him pass her to go to the other. This has happened to me more than once, so these rules are there for a good reason.

Finally the couple in on the dance floor. They dance for the duration of one “tanda”, which is typically four tango songs. They embrace one another and dance, typically with little to no taking at all. When the tanda is over, the man accompanies the woman back to her table, then returns to his own.

OK, I got it! Let’s go.

I caught her eye and invited her with a nod. She accepted. I went to ‘retrieve’ her. I was so preoccupied with all the rules for my body as well as my environment that I gave little thought to the acceptable level of touching hands and arms. I put my right hand on her shoulder and my left hand in hers. She appeared a little confused. “Already !?” I thought? I have not even taken one step yet. She seemed to be waiting for me to ‘do’ something, but I was not sure what. The ‘dear in the headlights’ look I was giving her was her cue to take matters into her own hand. She pulled me close to her… very, very close to her! Our bodies were now pressed together from our pelvis to our cheeks. She was literally squeezing me into her. I was not prepared for this at all.. psychologically or otherwise, in that I had no idea how to dance when I barely had room to breath. This was not in any of the lessons.

We danced one song. After that song she gave an apologetic smile and simply said “Gracias”... and went back to her table… leaving me stranded in the middle of the dance floor to walk back to my table alone so everyone could see I had just been brutally rejected. The only thing worse I could imaging at the time than having someone walk off the floor before the tanda is finished is if you fall down while you are dancing (which can happen pretty easily with some of the complicated steps).

My friend found this all very amusing. I was horrified and angry at her. “Relax… it’s your first time. A lot worse will happen to you in the dance floor”. What!? What could be worse? Over the past ten years of tango dancing I have come to learn what could be worse… besides falling down, which I almost did once.. for example; My partner accidentally stepped on the foot of another woman. The man stopped his dance, grabbed my shoulder and said in a threatening, loud tone for all to hear, “Control your woman!” - yikes; A woman attempting to impress her partner, and others, with her amazing flying legs flips (called ‘boleos’) managed to slice my calf open with her stiletto heel and soon after I was leaving a trail of blood with every step I took; One woman has such bad body odour that after dancing with her I had to leave the milonga because her stink had managed to permeate my clothes and I smelled so bad I could not dance with anyone. Most men may have aborted the mission right off the bat, but due to a chemical accident involving bromine gas I have lost most of my ability to smell ‘bad’ smells (defined here as large molecules, which is usually the form ‘stink’ is in) because all be large molecule receptors in my nose had been destroyed. This has been a mixed blessing, as I prefer not to smell ‘stink’, but I also am unaware of when it is present.

There was one more lesson I need to learn to master my tango skills. As my teacher so tactlessly described it “You need to grow some balls, be a man, and learn how to handle rejection”. The truth hurts, but, lost puppy that I was, I followed her blindly into a very large, crowded tango bar. “I want you to ask every women in here to dance. Most will reject you. When they do, move on to the next woman”. This was, by far, the most difficult and painful of all the lessons. However, having no ‘balls’ I obeyed her command. That’s ironic.

This was a huge life lesson for me… to stop caring about rejection. The first hundred, or maybe it was a thousand… it felt like a million, rejections were nightmares. Approaching a woman knowing there was a good chance I was going to be rejected created such inner turmoil in me that it affected me physically. Eventually, it began to not matter, initially in the milonga, but later in my interactions with society. This was huge for me as I had always had a big issue with being socially rejected. What was also clear was that the solution to not getting rejected by women in a milonga was to simply become a good tango dancer. With a little imagination and this is a very good metaphor for other venues in life.

I have seen the most reprehensible, unattractive men dancing with the most beautiful woman (and visa versa) because they could dance well. As I fully expected to end up as one of those old men it made sense that I should really buckle down and master the art of tango.

I found the close contact of the dance tolerable due to the strict rules of the dance floor, and the fact that I did not have to either talk to, or look at, my partner made it much easier.

I also began to understand why beautiful young women would dance with Quasimoto, because I also found myself dancing with anyone who could dance well, regardless of their appearance. It was very liberating to be free of that social constraint. There was a 300 pound woman who danced like a butterfly; there was an 85 years old woman who was as wrinkled and grey and one can get and still be alive, who danced with such finesse and emotion that I found myself having a 12 minute love affair with her on the dance floor. Of course, this was only possible because I knew I was going to go back to my table alone.

Perhaps this was the most transforming attribute of tango… that it allowed me (and others) to have an intense emotional connection with a total stranger, but limited to 12 minutes, in a very safe environment… and the only thing I had to concern myself with was my own personal hygiene and becoming a better tango dancer, and given my inclination to obsess over minutia, tango provided a well rewarded task into which I could immerse myself completely.

So many elements of the experience transcended the issue of physical intimacy that this particular phobia became less and less worrisome. The side-effects spread out into my social life. I found myself no longer uncomfortable with public displays of affection, no longer freaked out by being touched. I came to rather enjoy the experience.

I have been been dancing for over ten years now. I calculate I have intimately embraced approximately 10,000 woman in that time. I can say with confidence I have become somewhat of a connoisseur of the embrace, and I find great pleasure in the act of intimate touching, in expressing the “Art of Connection”… an act that my hyper-sensitivity combined with negative social programming used to prevent me from experiencing, but now allows me to express it in a way that is intensely gratifying (as in better than sex gratifying)

The bottom line: The proper use of tango can work miracles with autistic adults.

p.s. It is also great if you are; a veteran recovering from Gulf War wounds, struggling with Parkinsons, or self-esteem, depression, anxiety, stress, and about a million other things…
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