The Starship WrongPlanet Stardate 19052005

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The past roles given:

Captain Dunctvis
Doctor Sarcastic_Name
Science Officer Mr. Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Lt. Commander Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger(just added)


Current Role Call as of 5/18/05':

Captain Dunctvis
Commander(or #2) Civet(just updated!)
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger
Admiral Alex

And currently seeking a bustily
and large communications officer,
amongst other crewmember?

Snowy Owl
Joined: Jul 11, 2004
Posts: 143
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:57 pm    
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Aw, I was expecting a film poster or something.
Someone really should photoshop one up
Most people have photos in the pic thread, so
it couldn't be TOO hard.

Unfortunately I myself am not that great at pic
editing, I only have MS Paint to work with.
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I like that idea, too bad I don't have the
software for it! Anyone with the
now-how to do this, Thanks!

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter

Hawk (Site Admin)
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Posts: 886
Location: In my head
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:21 pm    
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Quote:
I hope your not the klingon on the
starboard Civet

I would rather be Data.
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One HFA is enough to make Dr.Sarcastic_Name
goes batty! This is why he has a sane-minded
assistant Doctor(for now I call him Ensign) Scoots
to keep him Sane!

Admiral Alex
Captain Dunctvis
Commander(or #2) Civet(just updated!)
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Lt. Sophist
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger

Deinonychus
Joined: Dec 17, 2004
Posts: 310
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:36 pm    
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I want to date 7 of 9
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I am not too familar with the Next Generation
and above, sorry!

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:57 pm    
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Resume For Position with the U.A.Federation

Name:Monastic

Objective: I Enjoy exploring new worlds, meeting
new civilizations and helping to spread peace &
understanding.

Experience: Have worked as a Transporter Technician
and I am a certified Holodeck Technician. Have working
knowledge of voice interface systems and variable phase
inverters. Have worked with dilithium crystals, tritanium
and plasma conduits.

I am able to speak fluent Klingon also learning many of
the customs and preparation of foods and have worked
on trades/exchanges with Ferengi, too.

Education: Graduated with slightly above average grades
from StarFleet Academy on StarDate 2369. Graduated in
the same class as Lieutenant Reg Barkley. Have worked
on various projects under the instruction of Commander
Geordi LaForge and have studied under the care of Chief
Petty Officer Miles O’Brien.

Interests: Spending time on the Holodeck (but not too much
time). I prefer Synthehol over Romulan Rum (as I have had
many a lost weekend because of this drink) and can play a
mean game of poker.

I have no intolerance for Lycra (I actually like the feel of it)
and am not persuaded to keep Tribbles onboard as I am
allergic to Tribble dander.

References: I have hand written letters of accomodations by
both Commander Geordi LaForge and Seven of Nine as to my
abilities and qualifications that can be seen upon request.
I also am able to boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:28 am    
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I went along and took some photos

http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=S82-41141
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=S82-39533
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=S82-39672
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=STS005-07-267
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=STS005-06-210
http://images.jsc.nasa.gov/luceneweb/
fullimage.jsp?photoId=STS005-04-134
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During our exploring the region of florida we caught
these signs of the emotioncons past technology
through wormholing and sending Ensign
Scoots(who bravely risked being stuck in a
negative century) to capture the early beginnings
of these Emotioncons at the request of Mr.Ghosthunter.

Hmmmm? Fascinating Captain!
Similar Parallell's!

Ghosthunter
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Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 765
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:50 am    
Post subject: Here is a older tidbit!
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Older post wrote:

Ghosthunter
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 758
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:58 am    
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WrongPlanet Date 05152005,

Science officer's log. Acting Captain
of the Starship WrongPlanet reporting,
"We are orbiting the satelite moons of the
bay bridge. Scanners seeking Non-NT life
and it's habitual behaviors". Hm-Um-Hm!

Mr.Ghosthunter, Admiral Alex on hailing
frequency. Thankyou Mrs.(no person chosen)
Communication Officer! Put him on screen!

Mr. Ghosthunter? Where is Captain Dunctvis?
Admiral he is currently in the holodeck looking
up antidotes for "Wet Dreams", so he will be
not present at the moment. Admiral Alex,
I can relay the message.

Ok! Mr.Ghosthunter, We are now "Ranking
members of wrongplanet rosters" and are
enacting "User Ignore" features, if you look
at your consol!

Hmmm? Fascinating Admiral! What are these
new rankings systems base on? and How am
I suppose to use this "Ignore Button"?

And back to the commercial break.......

Seriously Alex how does this ranking system
work and the ignore button?

Hmmm? Fascinating Admiral?
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Stardate 18052005:

Captain's Log, "This is Captain
Dunctvis and here is my 18052005
events to consider. We are currently
nagotiating with the Emoticon's. They
are a oddly expressive life form that has
this thing for idle bull...t, and eyecontact.

Our first encounter with them wasn't
very effective. They wanted us to do
some kind of skin to skin shake of the
fingers that gave our Ships Embassador
scratches and shivers. He is right now
in his cabin needing some emotional time.

These life forms have similar technology
as we do, but are different. Oh! Soooo!
many words we aren't able to grasp their
meaning because they don't string together.

As I write this Lt.Sophist, our temporary
communications officer is trying to translate
their language code?.

Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter and lt. Elfman
seem to get along with these strange life forms.

What is strange is we can write but not grasp the
spoken, yet they grasp both and CHUCKLE!
confuse the heck out of the Emotioncons, thus
rescuing our Ships Embassor on New life Form
Relations from further confusion....Hmmmm?

Hummm! Ummmm! Hummmm!

Captain! We are getting a garbled message from
the Emotioncons and Lt.Sophist, acting communications
officer is unable to grasp all of this they say. Hmmmm?

Most Intriguing! They are arming their shields?

Commander Civet, Ready Battle Stations!
"Yes, Sir" I am on it. End of Captains log and
the intro to the Emotioncons.

Hmmmm? Fascinating!
Ghosthunter

No time to engage the translation software then.
Fire up our own shields! Captain, are we going in
closer to investigate, or shall I ready the weapons?
These creatures could be dangerous...

Chief Security Officer Pyraxis out.

Hmmm? Intriguing Captain!
They seem hesitant to fire?

I think we should send a hailing
frequency? Captain! what is your
Decision?

Captain, if I may be so bold to offer up a
suggestion? (clearing her throat) I am Ship
Embassador Monastic, Sir. Perhaps we could
use a series of LOL's fashioned in loop formation
as a welcoming Hail? Of course, it could be
taken as hostility by the Emoticons especially
if they believe we are laughing at them...(beginning
to feel unsure of this particular idea) I'm sorry sir,
I believe I've overstepped my boundries, forgive
my brashness. (looking down at the main deck's
floor wishing to find something to crawl under)

Captain, I dinne think the shields can bare any more
strain. Please, try to calm the emoticions down before
we run out of power and have to retreat to the 'safe zone'.

hummmm! the large viewing monitor turns on
and a oddly dressed creature(a emotioncon) looks
at the crew on the main deck. His eyes curious, and
starts to speak.....So/-/-/what is/-/-/ yesterday?
as his eye's widened with annoyance.

Captain? Did you understand him? Dammit Mr.Ghosthunter
he is AS, your the HFA-vulcan! "Ah! Yes", but colorful
metaphors are not neccesary. Grrr! goes Dr.Sarcastic_Name
as he and Scoots talk in private at a corner on the bridge.

Captain! If I may! I think I know what the problem is!
Permitted Mr.Ghosthunter!


Hmmmm?
So..What... is your...problem? he tell the irrate 'person
on the screen. Hmmm?

The Emotioncon person softens his look and looks
into Mr.Ghosthunter's eye's(causing him want to look
away, but that wouldn't be appropriate), and say's
your Ambassador is a idiot!

Hmmm? I see! So what did he do to cause such a
irate behavior?????

He...He..called me a git! and couldn't look me in the
eye's while saying it.

Hmmm? Fascinationing? "Like this " say's
Mr.Ghosthunter, "YOU ARE A GIT !

UMMMMMM? Mr.Ghosthunter(said in a whisper)
you just further insulted the enemy! Yes, Captain,
I believe he wants to see some courage!

Exactly as I thought, I would suggest to lower your
shields and if the captain permits, let's have a
Diplomatic dinner on our ship.
Do you agree???????? If the captain does?

Hmmm? let us think about it!

Captain! They are lowering their shields, and should we
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Deinonychus
Joined: Dec 17, 2004
Posts: 319
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:24 pm    
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Lt ElfMan reporting from duty, Starship
Commander SIR.


Research teams have been investigating the survival
techniques employed by subjects native to the Planet
Wet'O'Dreams. Feild work is coming along unhampered.

Ability to make contact back to Starship has suffered some
interferance, though team members are working through a
solutions to clear transmission. Main cause of interferance
has found to be Yada which we have addressed in this
Feild Research Report.

Quote:
YADA
We have found the core of these being's survival is a constant
diet of Yada. Yada external appearance is the recieving and
producing of vocal sounds. There is a third 'hidden agenda' to
Yada that has so far averted our detectors. Some research
members thoerise many other layers to said 'hidden agenda',
but proof remains alusive.

However, excactly reproducing Yada directly back to test subjects,
causes loud frenzied reactions.
Yada becomes more intense in subjects after periods of resricted
Yada. When subjects have done enough speaking Yada themselves,
they need machines to produce Yada to them.

The majority of Yada will be pointless drivel. Prolonged silence of
anything from 10 minutes onwards can have devistating effects on
these beings. As a result it is important to them that they rarely
shut up.

End Transmission

Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 765
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:56 am    
Post subject: Hmmmm?
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Pyraxis wrote:

pyraxis
Snowy Owl
Joined: Mar 26, 2005
Posts: 146
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:11 am    
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BlackLiger wrote:
Captin, the sheilds have fused. I canne lower
them automaticly, it will require manual controls.

I'm on it! Redirecting power from the battery reserves.
Someone hand me a screwdriver, we need to get into
the inner workings of this beast before we can find the
malfunction. (Prying up the cover of the weapons control
panel, hands flying over the controls, flipping switches
and re-routing wires.)

Liger, d***it, we need your help over here. The shields
are draining our power and I don't know where to cut the
connection. I know guns, not electronics.

blackliger wrote:

BlackLiger
Tucan
Joined: Apr 22, 2005
Posts: 297
Location: Right behind you with an M112 Assault Rifle
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:45 am    Post subject:
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Ok, here I come. Energising.

*Sounds of transporter*

Ach nooo. My legs, my legs are backwards. Why didn't
someone tell my my ass was this big!? Beaming back.

*Sounds of transporter*

Ach noo, I'll walk.

*Comes striding in from transporter room next door.*

Ach, heres the wee problem. That isn't the weapons console,
thats the coffee machine, Mr Coffee. This here is the weapons
console, Mr Exploding.

*removes cover*

Ach, I think we need to cut the red wire.

*Cuts the red wire and the lights go off.*

Ooops. Prehaps the wee bitty blue one.

*Cuts the blue wire. The computer remarks "Firing torpedo in 5 seconds."*

Ach noo. Lets try this wee green one here.

*Cuts the green wire, and the shields drop.*

Ach aye. 3 attempts, a new ship record.


The Torpedo misses the other ship barley and they fire back.
The Starship WrongPlanet wobbles a bit and the other ship
fires again.

The story continued! wrote:

Hmmm! Ummm! Hmmmm!
Captain! A message from the Captain of the
Emotioncon vessel, say Lt.Sophist!


(the irriated captain garbles,.......You/./>?/!/!and
fuzz, blink and the screen goes blank.)

Hmmm! Captain! I suggest that we send a reply!
He was saying "you can go to Hell? and ......".
I will speak to him, I think I can talk to him!

Hummm! Ummm! Hummm!

The Emoticon reappears on the screen and now there
is a sexy blonde one with BIG breasts! and the oddly
dressed captain! She is wearing a REALLY SKIMPYYYYYY
outfit. Mr.Ghosthunter notices the crew go Oh! Gah! Huh
?????? Like caught in a spell of some sort.

Mr.Ghost kicks the Gahhh'ing captain in his foot and
say's I will speak to them and shake the crew out
of this spell.

"Captain of the Emotioncon Ship! This is Science Officer
Mr.Ghosthunter! With eye contact we had a
technical difficulty and will extend our appologizes!
Further firing on us will constitute combat
And I think that is highly unadviseable! let us dine
after we do ship repairs and talk this out!! !! !! !! "
And with forced eyecontact and a stern strong voice
he turns off the monitor after saying, "Waiting for your
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Ghosthunter
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Posts: 765
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 6:24 am    
Post subject: Stardate 19052005
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This is Mr.Ghosthunters personal log.

Stardate 19052005, Mr.Ghosthunter Wrote wrote:


We are doing ship repairs and the shields and
all equipment seems ok! The emotion cons
did reappear on our monitor again!

Here is the dialogue:

Bustily Breasted, Skimplyyyy dressed female
is cuddling and cooing the emotioncons ship
captain.

"Oh! my big strong bwoody-woddy captain, I like
them. The captain is cute! Soooooo! Coulllld you
have a dine over and Ohhhh! Oops turned on
the monitor on accident



and they do a strange lip to lip locking position
as the crew ewwed and aweed on the Starship
WrongPlanet"

End of log!

BlackLiger
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Joined: Apr 22, 2005
Posts: 301
Location: Right behind you with an M112
Assault Rifle
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 6:48 am    
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Ach noo. Someone swapped the darn manuals again.
I should have figured it out when it mentioned the
coffee spigot, but I don't really read the manuals that
well, do i nooo?