Are you the cheese?

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The Farmer In The Dell
The farmer in the del
Heigh ho the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

The farmer takes a wife
The farmer takes a wife
Heigh ho the derry-o
The farmer takes a wife

The wife takes the child
The wife takes the child
Heigh ho the derry-o
The wife takes the child

The child takes the cow
The child takes the cow
Heigh ho the derry-o
The child takes the cow...

Skip a few verses...

The cat takes a mouse
The cat takes a mouse
Heigh ho the derry-o
The cat takes a mouse

The mouse takes the cheese
The mouse takes the cheese
Heigh ho the derry-o
The mouse takes the cheese

The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Heigh ho the derry-o
The cheese stands alone
Heigh ho the derry-o
The cheese stands alone

I am the cheese.

How about you?

Yep, in this song, I'm definitely the cheese. I might also be the mouse, who hangs out more with inanimate objects such as cheese, than with other living beings, mostly because I feel as threatened by them as a mouse who's been "taken" by a cat.

Yep. I am the cheese.

In the context of the song, yes. But people love cheese so much, I dunno......

The logical fault in this assumption is how much cheesier I am. Can't help that.

You are the cats & the mice & I am the tuna salad.

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-Gem Tos

I am the Wolfman!

Not the cheese, I never get a minute alone.

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zkyds is right. People do like cheese. I hope you don't get eaten Ezra.

Which reminds me, I have always wondered if food had a consciousness if it would want to be eaten because that is its purpose. Most people picture food in cartoons and stuff as not wanting to be eaten but that can't be right.

Well, Ezra, you can speak for the cheese. Does the cheese want to be eaten?

^^I'm sure I have told someone to bite me before

I am the cheese. I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined.

I hope, when people eat me, that they taste how good my Cheddar is, and how Sharp my wit is

I married cheese in 8th grade. It was a very nice honeymoon (cheesymoon?)