Aspie Olympics

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What events would an Aspie Olympics feature?

My ideas...

- Competitive Monologuing
- Meltdownhill Skiing
- Synchronized Stimming
- Triathlon: prolonged eye contact, standing in loud rooms & trying unfamiliar foods!

Except for the first and third, this sounded more like torture and not Olympics to me. Had a good laugh!

What you may want to add:

- Competitive Multitasking (the one who manages to do the most activities at once wins)
- Label Cutting (removing as many labels from shirts/pullovers as possible in a given time)

Persistant Party-going - Whoever lasts longest in a college dorm party before running for the door wins.

1. Battle for who says the MOST inappropriate thing, asks the MOST inappropriate question, to a stranger in the street

2. Vying for who comes up with the most outlandish lyrics accompanying the music of the Olympic Theme.

3. The challenge of determining who creates the most beautiful angle when passing the Olympic Torch to someone.

4. The game of judging who has the most off-putting shot-putting technique.

5. The Shrillest "Checkmate" competition (Of course, chess HAS to be an event in the Aspie Olympics).

Competitive stimming; whoever can spin the longest without falling down, and the last person to fall out of the chair they're rocking in wins

Where's Waldo speed challenge: who can filter the details and spot the striped shirt in record time?

Special Interest-style Jeopardy: aspies with the same special interest race to see who can answer the most questions on the subject.

1. A competition known as "Name that Subtle Hint"

2. Who can discern Sarcasm in the quickest time when presented with a taped conversation

Routine Race. Who can complete a strict morning routine in the quickest time? Of course, brushing teeth has to take EXACTLY two minutes, dressing EXACTLY five minutes, etc.

Hyperfocus Wikipedia article reading marathon.

There is a real life thing called the 'Special' Olympics, but shell.
1. Checkers Like chess but more luck based.
2. Hacking.
3. Puzzles.

1. Whoever can remain the longest on a school bus after school wins.
2. Whoever can go the longest without turning on their computer wins.
3. Whoever can enter the dance hall at a high school prom the fastest wins.
4. Whoever can name all the professional baseball and football teams the fastest wins.
5. Whoever can go to Macy's or Nordstrom's and shop the longest for the latest fashion wins.
6. Whoever can go to the mall and last the longest when the Barney & Friends road show is taking place wins.

(Okay. Not as funny as TheAP's. I tried.)