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Samtheman123
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09 Jul 2018, 2:24 pm

Well my mum is officially getting married the problem is I will be the only single one there. They only want me and my stepdads kids but their partners will be allowed to come.

I'm allowed a partner as well but my best friend is a male and I'm not inviting him.

How do I make friends with a girl in 8 weeks tommorw for her to come with me

So does anybody on here who is a girl want to get to know me in the space of 8 weeks. I need to see a picture as well because if your not as attractive as my stepbrothers girlfriend that would be pointless



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09 Jul 2018, 2:28 pm

Why don't you want to take your male friend?

Edit... I assumed you were female. Doh



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09 Jul 2018, 2:31 pm

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... So does anybody on here who is a girl want to get to know me in the space of 8 weeks. I need to see a picture as well because if your not as attractive as my stepbrothers girlfriend that would be pointless
Are there no single women at all near where you live?

And why is a picture so important? Are you collecting pictures of women?


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09 Jul 2018, 2:32 pm

Yeah, that would be pointless...

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hurtloam wrote:
Why don't you want to take your male friend?

Edit... I assumed you were female. Doh

:lol:

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And why is a picture so important? Are you collecting pictures of women?

:lmao:


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09 Jul 2018, 2:37 pm

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And why is a picture so important? Are you collecting pictures of women?
:lmao:
Yes, it is funny ... taking a pocketful of pictures of women to a wedding when a real woman would be much better.


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09 Jul 2018, 2:41 pm

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Yes, it is funny ... taking a pocketful of pictures of women to a wedding when a real woman would be much better.

Just say your girlfriend is an international model and is traveling the world right now and unfortunately can't be there :wink:


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09 Jul 2018, 2:42 pm

Samtheman123 wrote:
Well my mum is officially getting married the problem is I will be the only single one there. They only want me and my stepdads kids but their partners will be allowed to come.

I'm allowed a partner as well but my best friend is a male and I'm not inviting him.

How do I make friends with a girl in 8 weeks tommorw for her to come with me

So does anybody on here who is a girl want to get to know me in the space of 8 weeks. I need to see a picture as well because if your not as attractive as my stepbrothers girlfriend that would be pointless


How do you define attractiveness?

What would the girl get in exchange?


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09 Jul 2018, 2:45 pm

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What would the girl get in exchange?


Free wedding cake, I guess? :lol:


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09 Jul 2018, 2:46 pm

Yep, cake... Let's leave it at that 8O


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09 Jul 2018, 2:47 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
Samtheman123 wrote:
Well my mum is officially getting married the problem is I will be the only single one there. They only want me and my stepdads kids but their partners will be allowed to come.

I'm allowed a partner as well but my best friend is a male and I'm not inviting him.

How do I make friends with a girl in 8 weeks tommorw for her to come with me

So does anybody on here who is a girl want to get to know me in the space of 8 weeks. I need to see a picture as well because if your not as attractive as my stepbrothers girlfriend that would be pointless


How do you define attractiveness?

What would the girl get in exchange?


Someone who is not fat. Who would not be embarrassing and can string a conversation together



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09 Jul 2018, 2:48 pm

isloth wrote:
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What would the girl get in exchange?


Free wedding cake, I guess? :lol:


Mmm... I do love cake!

Unfortunately, wedding cake is rarely chocolate.

Also, I’m not sure whether I would match the OP’s definition of attractive.


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09 Jul 2018, 2:49 pm

Samtheman123 wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
Samtheman123 wrote:
Well my mum is officially getting married the problem is I will be the only single one there. They only want me and my stepdads kids but their partners will be allowed to come.

I'm allowed a partner as well but my best friend is a male and I'm not inviting him.

How do I make friends with a girl in 8 weeks tommorw for her to come with me

So does anybody on here who is a girl want to get to know me in the space of 8 weeks. I need to see a picture as well because if your not as attractive as my stepbrothers girlfriend that would be pointless


How do you define attractiveness?

What would the girl get in exchange?


Someone who aint fat


What do you consider fat? Is there a certain BMI you have in mind?


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09 Jul 2018, 2:51 pm

Damn! I love women of all shapes and sizes. A big woman is just more to love. Love me a soft belly :heart:


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09 Jul 2018, 2:52 pm

Samtheman123 wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
Samtheman123 wrote:
Well my mum is officially getting married the problem is I will be the only single one there. They only want me and my stepdads kids but their partners will be allowed to come.

I'm allowed a partner as well but my best friend is a male and I'm not inviting him.

How do I make friends with a girl in 8 weeks tommorw for her to come with me

So does anybody on here who is a girl want to get to know me in the space of 8 weeks. I need to see a picture as well because if your not as attractive as my stepbrothers girlfriend that would be pointless


How do you define attractiveness?

What would the girl get in exchange?


Someone who is not fat. Who would not be embarrassing and can string a conversation together


This could be quite complicated. There’d have to be a long discussion over what you do and do not find embarrassing. Table manners can vary drastically depending on region.


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09 Jul 2018, 2:52 pm

LoneLoyalWolf wrote:
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Yes, it is funny ... taking a pocketful of pictures of women to a wedding when a real woman would be much better.
Just say your girlfriend is an international model and is traveling the world right now and unfortunately can't be there.
Ooo ... like that kid down the block who said that the unicorn in his basement was out looking for a mate every time we wanted to see it.

(That kinda trick only works on five-year olds.)


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09 Jul 2018, 2:54 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
Samtheman123 wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
Samtheman123 wrote:
Well my mum is officially getting married the problem is I will be the only single one there. They only want me and my stepdads kids but their partners will be allowed to come. I'm allowed a partner as well but my best friend is a male and I'm not inviting him. How do I make friends with a girl in 8 weeks tommorw for her to come with me. So does anybody on here who is a girl want to get to know me in the space of 8 weeks. I need to see a picture as well because if your not as attractive as my stepbrothers girlfriend that would be pointless
How do you define attractiveness? What would the girl get in exchange?
Someone who is not fat. Who would not be embarrassing and can string a conversation together
This could be quite complicated. There’d have to be a long discussion over what you do and do not find embarrassing. Table manners can vary drastically depending on region.
@TP: Negotiate for costs of transportation, a new outfit, new shoes, lodging, meals (outside the reception), and incidental medical care (if the need should arise).


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