Post wierd/funny stuff people have said about you!

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My mom said that Celexa doesn't seem to be giving me more common sense.


Are antidepressants ALWAYS supposed to do that?

No one ever says weird stuff about me, just nasty.

This conversation once occured while I was out dancing...

Me: :walking through the outside hallway to get back to the main room:

Semi-random girl that I knew: "BUMBLING JACOB!"

Me: :continues about three more steps. stops. turns around, and walks back:

Me: "I'm sorry, what did you just call me?"

S-RGTIK: "Bumbling Jacob!"

Me: :blink.... blink... blink...:

Me: :blink:

Me: "Ummm... why did you call me that?"

S-RGTIK: "Because, you don't really walk when you move around. It's more like you... bumble!"

Me: "Heh, I guess I can't really argue with that one...."



Another good one from a guy at school named Zeke.

Zeke: "Hey man. I have a question."

Me: "Sure."

Zeke: "Are you smart or something?"

Me: "Ummm. People tell me I am. I try not to be pretentious. Why?"

Zeke: "Well, I was at the courthouse, and I was looking at the wall, and there was a plaque up there where you had won a spelling bee. So I thought you must be smart or something. Until then, I'd figured that you were like me. You know.... stupid."

I took that as somewhat of a compliment...

My best funny compliment ever:

I was traveling to a tourni with my HS chess team when I was 14, and this one guy- still my friend, actually- was trying to tell me about this guy everyone else on the team knew and sort of idolized. . . The described individual was athletic, good looking, and popular- and incedentally brilliant (especially in math) as well. . . anyway, my friend was at a loss for words to describe him, so he finally said, "he's just like you, except he's really really really smart."

I've had a teacher I was real close with give me the nickname Zachass, but in a humoreus way.

I was running late one morning and I walked into my teachers office (I didn't comb my hair) and my hair is real curly naturally, and my ex(then girlfriend was in the office). I was having a bad day and she (me ex) points at me and says "Hes horny". I'm thinking what the hell, and she points out that there are two curls sticking up like horns in my hair. The teacher was trying so hard to contain the laughter.

People don't say funny/weird stuff about us. They only think it. They probably don't even talk to their friends about us. That is one of the big differences between NTs and "Aspies". They don't say how they feel.

I don't really like stereotyping NT's anymore than I like stereotyping aspies. I don't think it's a very constructive form of activity.

I understand the defensiveness, by all means, but you're suggesting a common trait across over 90% of the global population...

We are clearly different. How can they not notice this?

"hey do you walk funny because you bump into stuff or do you bump into stuff because you walk funny?"
or
Could you please talk in your "inside" voice ( I never find this funny)
or
OMG, I can't believe you just said that!

I'm sure there's tons more, but I can't remember all of them, and always remarks from so called normal people....oh yeah, I remember one more...

"been walking long?" as in did I just learn to walk, usually said to me right after I trip and fall or almost fall, it's just a laugh riot isn't it?
NOT

"You're an anti-social badger!"

(You have) "All the charisma and tact of a rabid wasp."

(You and a friend) "...such a pair of fruitcakes."

I remember when I was 13 and at the house of this fat black kid, who kept telling his mom: "Look at him. He's extremely stupid, yet he's extremely smart!"

I didn't laugh then(or even have a reaction to it then), but I do now. It explains a lot.

Best thing someone said about me was

Don't bother messing him around he'll only play you at your own game.

And guess what it's absolutly true.

"FISK IS A f*****g ret*d. IT’S OFFICIAL! STAY OFF THAT f*****g PSYCHOTIC ret*d, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO ACTUALLY FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE. "

my ex ^^ i laughed when she said that

(that's what happens if you're too honest)

My absolute favorite was "You talk all good 'n' stuff."

I beg to differ...

The kid, at eleven explaining me, 55, to a girlfriend, "We were little kids together."