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What would happen if a man got locked in the Pez dispenser factory for a week? He has an infinite supply of running water to drink, and an infinite number of Pez to eat. But he can only eat Pez. What would he be like after a week? Or even a month?

Very, very ill.

dunno. but if you pressed down on his head, lord knows what would fire out of his arse.

*Falls down laughing*

One very sugar high dude, I"ll tell you that.

The guy would probably be very hungry for a couple days and eat a ton of pez. Then he would have terrible gastromic problems (no fiber to help hold anything) and then would lose all appitite. Then, in probably a few weeks, die of malnutrition.

Totally hyper and possibly slightly insane.

I would die a very happy man. Unfortunately the epic dramas that I would have created using a cast of Pez dispensers would be lost to society.

Batman: My dearest friend, why is it that you have betrayed me to the hands of C-3PO?
Snoopy: I cannot live in the constant shadow of a man such as yourself. I desired Garfield as my wife, but you have destroyed that dream and all hope that goes along with it.

He'd contact plant security and have them let him out.

Barring that:

He'd find a sledgehammer or die grinder in the Factory's Engineering Maintainace Dept, break the lock on the door, and go home

If going home was not an option, he would take the same sledgehammer/Die Grinder , and goto the Employee Lunch room/ Break Area, and utilise those tools to get the food out of the vending machines after he spent all his money starting with the Most perishible foods ( Sandwiches and Microwave Dinners and the like) and then progress to the non perishable items. --Potato Chips, Snack Crackers, Peanuts and the like.

If he was in the factory for a month, and the factory was completely devoid of people he would live without having to touch any PEZ at all. Chances are he would watch the TV in the Employee Lounge as entertainment, as well as have T-1 internet access by utilising computers in the Management Office.

Hopefully he would be able to avoid being trapped in the factory for that time, because he could use the same computer to send Email out to the Corporate office explaining exactly what had happened, and gain release within 24 hours

Arent' Garfield and Snoopy both male?

Yes they are, but can you think of a female Pez dispenser? I can't, even Tweety bird is male.

You are very funny, Tom!

Well, I assume the bride is female but I see your point.
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BeeBee

isn't britney spears a Pez dispenser, really?

I can only think of one female Pez despenser: Wonder Woman. I just couldn't use her because I already used one of the super hero line. Originally, I had Darth Vader as the bride, but I didn't use him for the same reason (C-3PO). I'm sure that there is a Barbie Pez despenser (there's a Barbie everything), but that would be a Mattel thing.

Besides, Shakespeare used men in all his roles. I'm following a grand tradition. (Or if it is an art-house type of production, what does gender even mean to love?)

the simpsons are all pez dispensers over here lol and fiona from shrek