My mother once said to a complete stranger "He suffers from Asperger's Syndrome" or something to that effect, and the person was only calling about a survey, she'll take any chance she gets to gossip and complain to almost any she can, and once she starts she'll b***h at you like you've stabbed her in the back if you try to get out of it. She can talk for hours yet when somebody bores her she'll gossip about it to anyone who'll listen.
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"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat." - Terry Bisson