I shall have mine surgically implanted, like a prosthetic. Plus, I expect further capabilities. Is it a scientific calculator? Quantum meter? Lock de-icer? Swiss Army knife? GPS? Taser? Can it channel pippete (I've always wanted a channel pipette)? This would be handy. Can it be set on 'stun?'
Maybe I should lower my standards. But, being mindblind I would like a guide. Or a rabid guide dog with a bad temperament ....."Bruno, sic!" Or maybe just a guide tarantula. I am so alone in this world and lack the requisite mind reading skills.
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The ones who say “You can’t” and “You won’t” are probably the ones scared that you will. - Unknown