spaghetti only diet really works!

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OMG GUYZ You just has to try this!

It cured me, it calmed me down and stuff. I can't believe I was so messed up this whole time because I was living life without enough spaghetti. Thank you spaghetti!

I can now get in the car to drive with no feelings of panic and flip off other drivers, honk my horn and tailgate everyone with the greatest of ease. Thank you spaghetti!

At work, there is no pressure at all. Someone tells me to cough up a report....not a problem! There's no imaginary neuse anymore waiting for me to dangle. I am so relaxed, I pissed on my boss's feet and made him clean up! Thank you spaghetti.

I know some of you have also had great benefits eating spaghetti if you would love to share.

That doesn't sound like a healthy diet at all to me. What else were you eating? It was probably bad food that was making you feel ill.

I think she's being sarcastic....

Yes. Sarcastic.

I was thinking this would be a diet to lose weight. I was thinking it wouldn't work for me, because I love spaghetti and I'd eat a ton if I was told I could eat whatever I wanted.

Also I'm not sure how nutritious it would be, although maybe it wouldn't be terrible if you used whole grain spaghetti (for fiber and other nutrients), cheese (for calcium), and of course lots of tomato sauce for other stuff.

Spaghetti only diet also wards off all negative aliens. No more nights of ufo's landing on your bed! Let's just face it. spaghetti solves everything.

Really sorry. Totally misread that one. What a plonker I am.

It's okay. It is the internet. Internet and sarcasm supposedly doesn't turn out well.

My little brother used to eat almost nothing but pasta. He was (and still is) rail thin.

OP is right. I tried the spaghetti only diet and now I have psychic powers. Sometimes I even levitate.

If we had better trolls, that wouldn't have happened.

omg you too!

This should be in random. I don't see how it relates to general autism discussion.

How dare a deinonychus speak lowly to a pileated woodpecker! It's okay. Just eat more spaghetti, you'll be fine.

I can has lots garlic on psgetti?

has lots of garlic spaghetti things on sure!