arrrrrrr! get yer landlubbin' filthy bones avast yer spinnacle, me hearties! today be tarrrrrrrk like a pirate day. Master Depp be payin' me a visit, with pieces of eight, rummles o' bot, and 16 men in a dead man's vest, so i be plannin' to get that scurvy vest off 'im, for a damn good washin', arrrrr!
and bugger the rum - i be splicin' 'is mainbrace and hoistin' the Jolly Roger afore 'e'd 'ave a chance of wettin' 'is lips with alcoholic embellishments, arrrr.
and ye scurvy dogs can scrub the decks, while we're a-frolickin' and a-buccaneerin' on Treasure Island, and 'e's bedeckin' me wi' jewels.
arrrrrr!