Pranks on Mormons (Replacement thread)

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09 Mar 2008, 1:33 am

Something went wrong when I first posted this.

Anyway, I want to know what pranks I can play on Mormons.
I wish to play pranks on all kinds of Mormons (e.g., bishops, church-goers, secretaries, cub scouts, church representatives, etc.), not just door-to-door missionaries.



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09 Mar 2008, 1:55 am

answer the door bound to a chair and tell the morons er, mormons that your significant other is in one of their moods again...oh no! Here he/she comes! Run, save yourselves!



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09 Mar 2008, 2:11 am

"SON! I always wanted to meet you! Now... remind me again which wife of mine your mother is?"


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09 Mar 2008, 2:15 am

Here's your missing original thread --->HERE

and my apologies to any mormons here, but I joke about all religions equally so there's really no discrimination on my part :twisted:


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09 Mar 2008, 2:57 am

Point to a person behind them and say enthusiastically, "Hey, look! It's Joseph Smith!" and see if they turn around. An alternative could be some other LDS popular name. I wouldn't go any further than that if I were you; any more than that and it could be considered harrassment or even, bullying them because of their beliefs. Checking them for their holy undergarments is definitely going too far.



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09 Mar 2008, 11:16 am

IpsoRandomo wrote:
Something went wrong when I first posted this.

Anyway, I want to know what pranks I can play on Mormons.
I wish to play pranks on all kinds of Mormons (e.g., bishops, church-goers, secretaries, cub scouts, church representatives, etc.), not just door-to-door missionaries.

Why? I have a couple friends who are Mormon, I can't see why you'd want to single them out for harassment. BTW, Mormons don't have bishops. Or any clergy, for that matter.


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09 Mar 2008, 12:20 pm

Nothing "went wrong" when you posted this before. It was moved because the subject is unrelated to Autism, and you keep posting it in the Autism forum. Please stop. Your original thread is located in Politics, Philosophy, and Religion.


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