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Do you speak in rhymes or have other expressions that are fun but infuriate others?
Yes 40%  40%  [ 16 ]
Yes 40%  40%  [ 16 ]
No 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
No 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
Arrrrh! 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
Arrrrh! 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
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26 Sep 2005, 8:39 pm

This is strictly for fun.
Blame the great god Ehmermerbehem:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... pic&t=5807

vetivert wrote:
yay! another person who can infuriate people without making an effort! woo hoo!

'ere, neuroman - do you end up having hysterics over something nobody else can fathom out, too? you know, where you are in fits of laughter for ages, and everyone around you is just looking at you, while you try to explain, but can't stop carrying on the joke?


Arrrrh, yes matey, oy do. (Neuroman can't stop talking like a pirate) Sometimes rhyme everything, sometimes get the joke late but in a way no one else did, break up laughing for an hour. You know you're an aspie thread was good for that. Whenever a new line occurred to me I laughed and laughed.

Talk like SpongeBob:
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
...
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
...
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
...
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
...
I've said this too many times!:D
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I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
repeat until someone threatens to kill you. After that, whisper, I'm ready...

Travel with someone on a two hour trip and play one song over and over the entire trip Bon Jovi's It's My Life. A hundred bottles of beer on the wall.

This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they just keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they just keep on singing it forever just because...

A contribution from my nephew who is also dx Asperger's:
Four hours on Christmas day. The gift was a game. Push the shape and the game tells you the color and shape:
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
After four hours they took the batteries out, at which point he and I entertained ourselves by litening to me repeat:
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.

Later we did
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!
'elicopter!



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27 Sep 2005, 12:31 am

Yes. In kindergarten I wanted to start a cat club and so I made my friend and myself say every word starting with the letter R. I called the club The Mowmers.

Example: What do you want to do today?

---> Rut ru ru runt ru ru ruday?

I exasperated my mother and the teachers to no end. It was so fun. And we had a club tree out in the school playground with HUGE roots and we'd sit there and talk in R's. She was a very patient friend.

Now, I just talk in lots of accents and annoy EVERYONE!! !
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27 Sep 2005, 4:23 am

A friend taught me something she ended up regretting later >_>

Crazy?!
I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I died in that rubber room. They buried me 6 feet under with a whole bunch of rats. Rats?! Yuck! I hate rats! They drive me crazy! <repeat faster and faster>

There's the Wario Ware Inc.: Twisted song, Kochira Mona Piza, English version, which I've picked up recently;
http://mona.ytmnd.com

It plays while you're on Mona's story mode in the game, and it's actually quite addictive for me.

I've also practiced speaking backwards at one point, which is quite challenging.
You have to record yourself saying something, reverse it, and figure out how to accent it so that when you record yourself saying it backwards, and then reverse it, it sounds about right.
The description given by friends was that my reversed backwards speak is, "ret*d". It's insanely hard to accent words backwards properly >_<

That phase was a couple of years back, and died within a week, although listening to music and sounds backwards remained fun for a while, and still is. Not even vocal music, often. Orchestral music sounds interesting and new backwards. It's like getting 2x the music that neurotypicals get for the same price. (Kidding of course)

There's too much to list in a single post though :(
I don't intentionally annoy people either, though. They're so addictive, I can go on autopilot doing them without noticing occasionally.



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27 Sep 2005, 5:22 am

I was banned from bringing toy cats to our neighbours because they were "sick of cats" - I was obsessed. I've had fights with friends about it when I was younger, too.

I always say and do stuff to people as a joke and it pisses them off, as well.



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27 Sep 2005, 7:34 am

Um, would have to say the latest obsession that has happened through life for me is pandas and now my hubby knows more about pandas then he ever desired to know.



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27 Sep 2005, 7:34 am

If you want to get someone to laugh, tell them, "I give you ten seconds before you crack up." Then start counting down, slowly. If you think they're going to not laugh either say "sex" for "six" or skip a number. It will work a surprisingly large amount of the time.

Another way to annoy people: just use either echolalia or autolalia. In excess.

For a bigger/better guide on how to annoy people, see Monty Python.

MercuryAvatar wrote:
A friend taught me something she ended up regretting later >_>

Crazy?!
I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I died in that rubber room. They buried me 6 feet under with a whole bunch of rats. Rats?! Yuck! I hate rats! They drive me crazy! <repeat faster and faster>


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! ! Our good friend Thagmoizer did a version of that to me but I didn't really get annoyed; if I remember right he cracked before I did and started laughing.

Neuroman wrote:
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
After four hours they took the batteries out, at which point he and I entertained ourselves by litening to me repeat:
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.
Yellow circle.


I'm laughing a little picturing it.



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27 Sep 2005, 7:50 am

My main obsession is Disability Rights, and I'm sure that I've bored a lot of people by going on about my philosophical and political views about that topic.



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27 Sep 2005, 8:56 am

my whole existence is annoying. that's what it feels like anyways.


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27 Sep 2005, 9:27 am

I have been known to add 'Mc' in front of everything at McDonalds, but that's mainly to illustrate that it's stupid to have Big Mac McValue Meals with McNuggets etc! Example: "McHello, McI McWould McLike McTo McHave McA McQuarter McPounder McValue McMeal McPlease!" Hehe, annoys em!

I also er... have my own vocabulary. I can never think of any examples, I just know that mum will frequently look at me in frustration and tell me she has no idea what I've just said. As a general principle, I don't use the normal words when she does this, I just repeat it my way with emphasis. Hmm... examples... er... oh! "Mother may I please have a single slickle of ham?" could be one. Don't think I've used it before. I have words that have long-term meaning, like sliunky, but the majority of my words are either words that sound like they mean (come on, CLEARLY ham comes in slickles!), or else they are regular words with bits added on, such as "drinkage" and "munchable". Hmm... I don't know! I just know that people can get annoyed. Oh, and apparently I 'use a baby voice', but I don't even really mean to...

And now, a story. When I was a little girl (oh, so many years ago!), I was a loudmouth. Wait. Start again. I'm a loudmouth. In order to minimise the amount of discomfort that I caused my parents in front of other people, mum and dad decided not to teach me the words "lemonade" and "penis". Didn't stop me for long. Lemonade or anything fizzy was "june", and to this day I remember convincing the slightly older big sister of one of my friends who desired to read us a book on the joys of sex, to substitute "penis" for "ninoe"! My friend was not amused!

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27 Sep 2005, 9:38 am

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I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I died in that rubber room. They buried me 6 feet under with a whole bunch of rats. Rats?! Yuck! I hate rats! They drive me crazy! <repeat faster and faster>


*writes that one down* :D :D :D


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27 Sep 2005, 12:53 pm

i like to listen to the same songs over and over and over... good thing i live alone :lol: i can listen to Patsy Cline for hours on end and sing along hehehe... crazyyy.....

PhoenixKitten wrote:
I have been known to add 'Mc' in front of everything at McDonalds, but that's mainly to illustrate that it's stupid to have Big Mac McValue Meals with McNuggets etc! Example: "McHello, McI McWould McLike McTo McHave McA McQuarter McPounder McValue McMeal McPlease!" Hehe, annoys em!


that's hilarious :lol: i say it should be required to talk like that at McD's :lol:

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I also er... have my own vocabulary. I can never think of any examples, I just know that mum will frequently look at me in frustration and tell me she has no idea what I've just said. As a general principle, I don't use the normal words when she does this, I just repeat it my way with emphasis. Hmm... examples... er... oh! "Mother may I please have a single slickle of ham?" could be one. Don't think I've used it before. I have words that have long-term meaning, like sliunky, but the majority of my words are either words that sound like they mean (come on, CLEARLY ham comes in slickles!), or else they are regular words with bits added on, such as "drinkage" and "munchable".


i do that too! i mold or change words and use them inproperly just cuz they just feel like this or that instead of what they really mean... i like to break rules with language like that. and i agree about slickle! :P makes total sense.


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27 Sep 2005, 1:14 pm

Why OF COURSE slickle makes sense! It is far more descriptive than slice! Slice could be rough like bread or slick and thin like ham! Slickle!

I also use words that taste good a lot, like fricative, pobblebonk, slunk (where the u rhymes with oo in look and cook), plush p****, silver slickle, sup etc. I dunno, some words are just tasty! Tasty kinda like those clear jelly ice msn dude thingys on a Mac! :D Hmm... I would quite like to find THE best word... any tips? I have also wanted THE word to describe me, but the closest i can up to was 'effervescent ecclectic chaos being', and the only reason I had ecclectic is cos it sounds so damn good! :lol:


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27 Sep 2005, 3:25 pm

MishLuvsHer2Boys wrote:
Um, would have to say the latest obsession that has happened through life for me is pandas and now my hubby knows more about pandas then he ever desired to know.


hahha, my family is the same. My sister knows all about clouds, too. :D

I sometimes talk while inward breathing, and Mimic my mum in stupid voices.. she's all like "I hope I don't sound that bad".

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McHello, McI McWould McLike McTo McHave McA McQuarter McPounder McValue McMeal McPlease!"


For some reason that cracked me up. Mainly the "McHello". I might start calling people I don't like that work there "McIdiots".

I also call people pathetic things like "Dum Dum the clam" in a stupid voice making stupid faces, and it confuses people.



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27 Sep 2005, 5:32 pm

I have been known to say words that have more than one meaning in which one meaning offends others. I don't mean to do that. Can anyone say "double entendre?"


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28 Sep 2005, 6:48 am

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Crazy?!
I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I died in that rubber room. They buried me 6 feet under with a whole bunch of rats. Rats?! Yuck! I hate rats! They drive me crazy!
Uh oh, you've given me the perfect response when someone objects to the song that doesn't end. People often say, stop it, you're driving me crazy!
Crazy?
I was crazy once....
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I don't intentionally annoy people either, though. They're so addictive, I can go on autopilot doing them without noticing occasionally.
Same here.


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28 Sep 2005, 6:56 am

True story (more than once, much to my chagrin):

Am I annoying you? Because if I am, I'll stop.
I'm not annoying you, am I? I don't want to annoy you.
I'm annoying you, right?
I'm so sorry, I know I'm annoying you.
I'm not annoying you by apologizing, am I?
Because I really don't want to annoy you.
I know you don't like being annoyed.
I'm sorry if I was annoying you.
Oh wait, this is probably annoying, right?
Just let me know, because I'll stop,
because I really don't want to annoy you.
Are you sure you're not annoyed?
I'm not annoying you?
Not at all?
Beacuse if I am, I'll stop...


The person I was talking to, the whole time kept saying, no, it's all right, it's fine, I'm not annoyed, and finally said, will you stop apologizing? Just be quiet. And I got it.