What things have you said wrong?

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I thought we'd discuss things we've said wrong or basically that others thought were wrong.

1.) I laughed on 9/11 (My Psychology teacher's resonse was there's some things you shouldn't tell me.)

2.) Today my grandmother told me how much I'd get when she died (I said well give me a gun now ha ha!) She then said You shouldn't say that! (We then argued about old age and me taking care of her or my parents (IF I CAN GO TO COLLEGE AND GET A WELL PAYING JOB I'M GOING TO DO IT!! ! SADLY I WAS HOPING SHE'D AGREE I MUCH RATHER MY CHILD MAKE A SUCCESS OF THEMSELVES THAN HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ME!! !!

As a teenager, I told my friends I 'hooked up' with a guy. I thought it meant we were going out. They thought it meant we had sex! Which we didn't!

In September 2003 I told about my story in the 9/11 thread about my experience with it and I got yelled at for it by the mod just because I didn't experience it the way a normal person did. But she forgot one thing: for god sake's I was 16 when this happened. Do you think a 16 year old would understand all this?

I should have told her that and also tell her the kids in my class probably didn't understand either about it because they were all acting excited and saying it was WWIII and they weren't crying either. Also the fact kids got tired of their teachers having them watch the news on 9/11. They repeated it over and over and in one day I had enough of it because it was the same information. For the next few weeks, teachers had their students watch the same thing again and again and I got to be in the resource room all day because there was no school work. I guess lot of us high schoolers were cold hearted. We were all kids then, well the majority of us. 18 year olds are considered adults.


When I was 17, I was trying to get my first boyfriend so I was asking this guy in my Culinary Art class if he had a girlfriend or not and then I asked him if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said he was too old for me and I asked how old he is and when his birthday is. He told me and I saw we were only nine months apart so it didn't make a difference. Besides lot of 17 and 18 year olds date each other. I told him our age touches because he was nine months when I was born. But he still said he was too old for me. Then I thought he thought I wanted sex because that is what lot of teens want I heard, so I told him I wasn't after sex, I only want a boyfriend and kids laughed.

My parents force me to hang out with this forteen year old because they think I can't make friends my own age. She has her own friends and one of them I think is very rude and when I tell my this this 14 year old in frount of my parents about how she was screaming insults at people in Skyline and how I found it quite rude, they tell me I just need to get used to preteeange girls.

Is there room on this thread for things said that were intended to mean one thing, but ended up sounding like they meant something entirely different?

I have some hilariously funny ones, if you peoples here don't mind innuendos and the like...

Sure go ahead I've said stuff that meant something else.

Okay....

I can explain the situations later, but it's a bit funnier if I just list them first.

In order:

"I like vibrations"

" I'm really wet, and I don't know why."

"I'll go up and down as much as I please"

" I'll loosen up for anything hard."

I think that's all, to date. I might be forgetting one...

Note: NONE of these were intended in the way they end up sounding! I'm not that dirty!

only when I open my mouth in public...

I could fill a dictionary

I put my foot in my mouth each time I open my mouth, so I don't think I have any special anecdotes. I only know I said something inappropriate according to the reactions of people, not by my own discernment.

Yeah I laughed at 9-11 aswell, and the mistake was that I told the NT people in my class so to them I was evil, dispicable and so on, they of course didn't use those words, I only hear those words from adults or the particularly intelligent people in my school, I also laugh at stuff like the african kids dieing and the like, I can't help it reall, im not laughing at them, but at the fact that some countries are extremely selfsih to the less fortunate

I've said things that I meant to be a joke but people took them personally. I thought NT's were supposed to be good at telling the difference.

I used to mix up what I want to say next with my current sentence. If I wanted to tell me teacher something about my mom, I would call the teacher "mom". There were lots of others similar goofs and I did it a lot.

Oh boy. I've got lots of these...

When my brother and I were little kids, my brother hit his head on something and got a huge goose-egg, and when my mom pointed it out to me I said, "That's gruesome." She got mad at me.

Another time, when my Nana first met my sister's husband, I pointed to him and said "There's the guy who knocked up my sister!"

One time, when I was in junior high, I started talking to a group of kids about a commercial for KY warming fluid because I thought it was a lotion that you put on when you were cold. I had no idea it was for sex.

Another time in junior high, I said "foshizzle mah nizzle" in front of this white kid, but he got really mad at me because he said he was adopted and all of his family members were black and that I was being really offensive. He could have been making it up though, because he was a major pothead and could have been high that day.

When my sister and I were the same size, she used to raid my dresser and take my clothes without asking. One day, I was wearing a new shirt and she said "I really like that new shirt". Thinking she was going to try to borrow it, I said "Yeah, it's too bad you'll never get to wear it." I really didn't think I was being all that mean, but my parents got very upset with me.

And the worst for last...

My sister had a miscarriage when she was with her now ex-husband. One day she said or did something that made me really mad (can't remember what it was) and I said "Y'know what? I bet you had a miscarriage because God knows you're too mean to be a mommy!" I felt extremely guilty about it afterwards and apologized a million times, and I still feel guilty about it to this day even though she forgave me.