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mjs82
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21 Oct 2005, 11:25 am

Stealing the idea from a song I wrote, I though maybe for the heck of it I would invent an entirely useless game.

The rules:
1. Create a headline you would expect to see in the National Enquirer or similar daily tabloid piece of brilliant journalist
2. Post it on this thread
3. Bask in the glow of your own brilliance



This is to give you an idea or two:

ZOMBIE ELVIS ENLISTED BY THE CIA TO ENTERTAIN TROOPS IN IRAQ
WOLF-MAN TESTS NEW SECRET MACH-5 RAZOR FOR GILETTE
SATAN UNDERGOING ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY IN JERSEY
AVALANCHE SURVIVOR EATS OWN LEG: LAUNCHES NEW COOKBOOK
ALIENS DECIMATE FLINT MICHIGAN WITH NUKES: NO ONE NOTICES

any so forth...



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21 Oct 2005, 5:56 pm

Chief Eats Mail Order Brides.



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21 Oct 2005, 7:03 pm

NEW SCRIPTURES FOUND: GOD IS LIVER!
WOMANS REACHES 34 LBS DUE TO NEW WEIGHT-LOSS SUPPLEMENT (coupon inside)



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21 Oct 2005, 10:35 pm

Eminem Becomes Country Singer
American Idol Auditions To Be Held At Noth Pole
This Magazine Is Pregnant With The Pope's Baby


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21 Oct 2005, 10:38 pm

Sarcastic_Name wrote:
Eminem Becomes Country Singer
American Idol Auditions To Be Held At Noth Pole
This Magazine Is Pregnant With The Pope's Baby


lol at the last one



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22 Oct 2005, 3:18 am

this one is for all those dreary little local newspapers everywhere:

MAN POSTS LETTER!



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22 Oct 2005, 4:03 am

You Evil Sock Do Think You Can Get Away From Me!! !

How is that for a tabloid??????


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22 Oct 2005, 4:27 am

kevv729 wrote:
You Evil Sock Do Think You Can Get Away From Me!! !

How is that for a tabloid??????


Look, I have enough stalkers, I don't need another!



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22 Oct 2005, 6:10 am

You don't even let learn do you.

I do not stalk you.

I am keeping up with you, my child.

Learn very will My Little Child.

I am who I am Grand God Almighty of the Internet.


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22 Oct 2005, 10:21 am

Princess Diane Dated Pope.



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22 Oct 2005, 10:31 am

ilikedragons wrote:
Princess Diane Dated Pope.


Pope Pregant with Lady Di's Quintuplets



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22 Oct 2005, 11:30 am

"HOT DOGS IS PEOPLE!" Study Reveals


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22 Oct 2005, 12:40 pm

Serissa wrote:
Pope Pregant with Lady Di's Quintuplets


Pope denies homosexual allegations



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22 Oct 2005, 1:13 pm

"THE POPE IS ELVIS!! ! BIZARRE SEX-SLAVE BIRTH MIX UP PROBE SHOCK."



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22 Oct 2005, 2:58 pm

GEORGE BUSH UNDERGOES SPEECH THERAPY

((I really wish he would))



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22 Oct 2005, 10:16 pm

Serissa wrote:
GEORGE BUSH UNDERGOES SPEECH THERAPY

((I really wish he would))



GEORGE BUSH UNDERGOES LABOTOMY: NO NOTICABLE DIFFERENCE
MRS PACMAN, FAMOUS GHOSTHUNTER, UNDERGOES SEX CHANGE OPERATION: LOOSES RIBBON
SANTA CLAUS ARRESTED FOR B&E ON CHRISTMAS EVE
CHRISTOPHER REEVES CORPSE SPOTTED FLYING AROUND THE EARTH AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
WOMAN IN JERSEY GIVES BIRTH TO 17 GUINEA PIGS: HUSBAND SUSPECTS ADULTERY