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I reject your reality and replace it with my own!
EDIT: referring to SIXLUCY, not anbeund. My post took so long
Also, speaking of the OP's title:
Yesterday this happened. I wanted to go downtown. Took my bike, rode down the street to Metra Station, took self and bike downtown on Metra (it's a train) got off and rode throuought the city. Ended up going to my mother's place of employment (work!) and the inevitable showing off with co-workers stuff...one of them asked me. "which grade do you give your mom as a parent". I said "C". They were like "WTF" and the like. Mentioned that I chose that answer in Freshman year back then for healh or something when they brought it up in class. They were Surprised. Same with my mom. Don't ask a question and expect a false/BS/'socially acceptable' answer. Especially given what she said/did/etc. Not as bad as the stories here but sufficiently able to piss me off and make me remember it. And she asked 'why' (Earlier Today). I mentioned how she bitched about Olive-Harvey claiming 'I' was messing with the college when THEY called me and the like. And I mentioned that I ket saying the other reasons why and she wouldn't listen to me and said stop saying it.
Same when she asked me 'would you like to try weed'? When I said 'yes' she was surprised. Next time don't ask and complain about the answer. She does this s**t with several things.
Her: "Use the Air, or open the window".
Me: "Use the Air"
Her: "Why did you choose that given you wore a long-sleeved black shirt"
Me: "Well you asked"
Her: "Well it violates common sense"
Me: "That has nothing to do with my answer. Now you're talkign about it"
It was phrased more aggressively on her part, I couldn't phrase it to show how he was phrasing it, her aggressivt 'tone of voice' and the like.
she pulls this s**t on several things. and she won't STFU. In cars this is worse when I'm busy helf-asleep or lookign at other stuff. Askes annoying questions, THEN more detailed ones. Even when I ask her nicely, "can you please stop talking". She b*****s saying 'no, I'm not stupid and I like to talk to people'.
I apologize if this seems 'trollish' but Ican't express myself currently by typing properly as I'm too lazy and lethargic to put in detail. The post and pic.

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