THE WORLD STOPS FOR MY NOT SO HORRIFIC AVATAR! GASP!! !

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Hey... mjs82's thread is well popular so I thought I'd get me some of that action.

*tumbleweed rolls across the screen...*

The tumbleweed rolls past a weeping WooYay

Come up with a good storyline and I will be here.

And it was written, as prophesied in the Holy Book of Sock Trinity:

I think its cute.

/me waits for the world to start again, so she can post a proper reply here...

Yeah verily. 'Tis the Dawn of the Second Posting.

ALL HAIL, WOOYAY (or He who shall not be named "Sock").

Thine is the false god! Don't trust him everybody! He just wants to steal all that fluffeh stuff you find in washing machines from socks and stuff. The hoover was the worst machine of the lot. Somehow it could create more fluffeh fabric balls than any other machine. IN FACT, the weight of the fluffy balls was proven to be greater than the amount of washing (in terms of weight) initially put into the machine. Only the evil socks knew this, since they had the darning power of eternal and everlasting life. Many a sock has been darned because of lost fluffyness.

The socks have found a way to reconstitute the fluffeh balls into new, more powerful socks in a reverse washing process using that very same hoover model. Because of its amazing fluff creation, sock scientists have estimated that we be overun with evil socks by year 2007. Yes... THAT FAST! If we don't stop him we will be wading through sock mountains, and the reverse process also brings with it horific smells. Smells that were once defeated. Imagine a sock mountain, with the cheesiest smell ever known to exist. Imagine that smell multiplied....

It is estimated that the last breathable air will disapear by 2010. The socks destroy the air, but we destroy the atmosphere with perfume and deoderants. The sky will be dark...

hangover better, then?

All lions and tigers (NOT HEDGEHOGS... GRRR) have vowed never to wear socks again. Notice in my avatar that I wear no socks. There is only one way to delete the evil socks and that is total abstinence. If we don't add to the sock mountains there may be light at the end of the tunnel. Already, key underground agents have infiltrated the sock army of the future. These agents are only known by their branding. Other than that, they are perfect replica's of the evil sock army soldiers.

We plan to destroy the army from within. We are currently on a mission to make all socks believe that THIN IS GOOD. They are shedding excess fluff so when they enter the doomsday machine they will not be able to produce new and more evil socks.

By the time you read this, the damage should be done. NOTHING CAN STOP US. NOTHING HHAHAHHAHAHA... ERM, sorry. I got carried away there. The evil ones are supposed to do that not the goodies...

Are you still drunk?

Nope... I recovered fully yesterday.

Whoa in valley of deep shadow evil socks come and then go back where their from. For I have seen their demise, for their demise is so great that it reaches up to even me. (Book of Living and the Dead 69:96)

I am Who I am the Grand God Almighty of the Internet.

Mate, It's a hedge hog. And I just got this really weird popup from here, just blank. Anyone know what that is?