Politically correct humor:
Quote:
Government censor: Good morning, looking forward to tonights show.
Comedian: Yep.
Government censor: Got the joke list for tonight?
Comedian: Right here.
Government censor: Uh hih(tick) uh huh(tick), oh that's clever(tick), uh huh, (smirks, tick), ahhh, uhhuh all good so far(tick tick tick), huh? What?
BwaAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHhhhhh boy
BWAAAAAAAAAAHahahahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaar.
(Gasp, wheeze)
Oh no!, We can't say that. That'd definately get us into trouble.(crosses it off)
L.