spudnik wrote:
I would, depending on the side effects, they always seem to be written in small print.
(may cause anal seepage, testicular torsion, projectile vomiting, spontaneous combustion, planned combustion, wiener fingers, continuous explosive diarrhea, penile shredding, navel discharge, skin failure, full body shrinkage, reincarnation, spontaneous combustion, male pregnancy, post-modern apathy, black plague, deja vu, alien abduction, prenatal baldness, homicidal mania, dry mouth, dry blood, sissyness, loss of all emotion and assimilation into the hive mind, addiction, bad hair days, severe addiction, the need to sell your body on the street to feed that addiction, deja vu, lumbago, saint vitus dance, permanent penile retreat, oily discharge, fecal complexion, fear of clowns, molting or shedding of exoskeleton, inbreeding, pedophilia, presbyterianism, inability to use spoons, mystic enlightenment, funk, devil's haircut, x-ray vision, demagoguery, piano legs, change in complexion, change in ethnicity, russian accent, deja vu, entropy, siamese twin, vietnam war flashbacks, loss of balance, the munchies)
I just about choked on my brownie reading that---too funny!