Ya Got Trouble

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I have too much free time. This is intended as humor and not meant to talk about anyone specifcally.

Well, ya got trouble, my friend.
Right here, I say trouble right here in Wronplanet
Why, sure, I'm an Aspie
Certainly mighty proud to say,
I'm always mighty proud to say it
I consider the hours I spend with a keyboard in front of me are golden
Help you cultivate horse sense and a cool head and a keen eye
Didja ever take an' try an' make a relevant post
about yourself in a sensory overload?
But just as I say it takes judgement, brains and maturity
to post on these forums here
I say that any boob can go and post “me too”
And I call that sloth,
the first big step on the road to the depths of degreda-
I say, first- you start to enjoy an argument,
then you go lookin’ for one
And the next thing you know your friend is postin'
for answers with an “evil” emote
and scourin’ the next for controversy
Hear him tell about religion and politics'
Not a wholesome nice discussion, no,
but a war where they get up all their hackles
Like to see some stuck up poster sittin’ up there on his high horse?
Make your blood boil, well I should say
Now, folks, let me show you what I mean
You got one, two, three ,warnings before you’re banned
Warnings that mark the difference between a gentleman and a bum
With a capital 'B' and that thymes with ‘T’ and that stands for 'troll'

And all week long, your WrongPlanet youth'll be fritterin' away
I say, your young men'll be fritterin'
Fritterin' away their noontime, suppertime, choretime, too
Make a hit on your post count
Never mind face-to-face interaction or making ‘real friends’
or showering
Never mind personal hygiene 'til you totally reek
and someone who catches a whiff of you passes out and that's trouble
Oh, ya got lots and lots o' trouble
I'm thinkin' of the kids in the controversial avatars,
ones they got from Something Awful or Rotten.com
Ya got trouble, folks, right here in WrongPlanet
with a capital ‘T’- you heard me, ‘T’- and that stands for 'troll'

Now I know all you folks are the right kind of posters
I'm gonna be perfectly frank
Would you like to know what kind of conversation goes on
while they're postin’ on those threads
They'll be tryin' out Google, tryin' out Wikipedia,
tryin' out serach engines like
internet fiends
And braggin' all about how they're gonna cover up
a definite flame with a happy face
Now one fine night they leave the general discussion
headin' for the Politics, Philosophy and Religion
Opiniojated men and educated women and biases
Shameless flaming that'll grab your friend, your buddy
into the arms of a jungle animal instinct- mass hysteria!
Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground, trouble!

Oh, we got trouble
Right here in WrongPlanet
Right here in WrongPlanet
With a capital 'T'- you heard me, ‘T’- and that stands for 'troll'
That stands for troll
We surely got trouble
We surely got trouble
Right here in WrongPlanet
Right here

Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones
moral after school

Spoken:
Mothers of WrongPlanet,
heed this warning before it's too late
Watch for the tell-tale signs of trolling
The minute your son won’t leave the house
does he cancel his real life plans to chat in the chatroom
Does he use BBCode and emoticons verbally?
Does he have carpal tunnel syndrome?
Is he starting to memorize jokes
from the Mature Forum?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like... lol?
And... ROFLLMAO?
Well if so, my friends...

Ya got trouble
Oh, we got trouble
Right here in WrongPlanetRight here in WrongPlanet With a capital 'T'- you heard me, ‘T’- and that stands for 'troll'
That stands for troll
We've surely got trouble
We surely got trouble
Right here in WrongPlanet
Right here

Remember the community, the forum guidelines, and common courtesy?
Oho, we got trouble
We're in terrible, terrible trouble
Those posts that are written to incite are the devil's tool
Devil's tool
Yes, we've got trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, yes, we got trouble here, we got big, big trouble
With a 'T'

With a capital 'T'
You heard me, ‘T’
And that stands for troll
That stands for troll

Remember my friends, listen to me,
because I pass this way but once

(chant 'trouble', etc.)

Well, we got trouble. Right here in River City. And that starts with "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for "pool"! Man, we got trouble...

*goes into a musical-type-number dance*

I love a good musical number, bring on the dancing octopus

post a little chat a little post a little chat a little, post, post, post a lot, chat a little more

do a funky little dance chicken

its peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time ya ya peanut butter jelly and a baseball-bat free style free style your style ya ya...........

This town aint bigenuff for the two of us, comprende.


that was one inspiring little diddy.

but i couldn't quite tell, "are you for or against yelling, FIRE, in a crowded theater/"

And, what play was the basic theme from? i keep seeing Dick Van Dyke (ironic name).

96 trombones will lead the big parade, something, something, something close behind, da da dant dan da da da da tada.

also, you mentione 3 warnings. how ill i know if i've been warned.

chances are 1 through 3 will come in quick succession, likely an act of defiance vs censorship.

i agree that you shouldn't purposefully make personal attacks. However, people around here take things too literally sometimes, it can't be helped to be misundersodd due to our communication difficulties.

And, in the heat of a battle, a little slander is how some people get out from the defensive position and step towards the more favorable, offensive position.

Rodney King was a PCP smoking moron, "why cant we all just get along?"
Diversity you idiot, at least until we hit Orwells 1984.

I would like to spell out the word s**t rather than She-ot, b*****s, rather than Be-otches. And f*****g is easier to type than Fornicating.

"at the old ball game."

This generated some sincerely surreal responses.

....and the original diddy was great.
but now it won't leave me...